How to piss people off
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HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF [ol][*] Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.[*] In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."[*] Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."[*] If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.[*] Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.[*] Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."[*] Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."[*] Practice making fax and modem noises.[*] Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.[*] Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.[*] Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."[*] Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.[*] Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.[*] Holler random numbers while someone is counting.[*] Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."[*] Staple pages in the middle of the page.[*] Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.[*] Honk and wave to strangers.[*] Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.[*] TYPE IN UPPERCASE.[*] type only in lowercase.[*] dont use any punctuation either[*] Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.[*] Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
"DO YOU HEAR THAT?"
"What?"
"Never mind, it's gone now."[*] As much as possible, skip rather than walk.[*] Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.[*] Ask people what gender they are.[*] While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.[*] Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.[*] Sing along at the opera.[*] Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.[*] Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."[*]Post absolutely useless threads in forums
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HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF [ol][*] Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.[*] In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."[*] Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."[*] If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.[*] Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.[*] Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."[*] Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."[*] Practice making fax and modem noises.[*] Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.[*] Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.[*] Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."[*] Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.[*] Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.[*] Holler random numbers while someone is counting.[*] Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."[*] Staple pages in the middle of the page.[*] Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.[*] Honk and wave to strangers.[*] Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.[*] TYPE IN UPPERCASE.[*] type only in lowercase.[*] dont use any punctuation either[*] Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.[*] Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
"DO YOU HEAR THAT?"
"What?"
"Never mind, it's gone now."[*] As much as possible, skip rather than walk.[*] Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.[*] Ask people what gender they are.[*] While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.[*] Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.[*] Sing along at the opera.[*] Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.[*] Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."[*]Post absolutely useless threads in forums
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OKay.. so I think I've done every single one of those.. including the croaking one.. lol my sister got me into that a while back because it's just funny. lol, I've rerouted traffic before too. Does singing opera just to **** your friends off count?
number 7 is fun to do, pisses people off.. and on the flipside I've got a friend who says "And how does that make you feel?" in response to prettymuch everything people tell him.. he says it in a completely serious tone and some people explain at length how they feel.
number 7 is fun to do, pisses people off.. and on the flipside I've got a friend who says "And how does that make you feel?" in response to prettymuch everything people tell him.. he says it in a completely serious tone and some people explain at length how they feel.
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and on the flipside I've got a friend who says "And how does that make you feel?" in response to prettymuch everything people tell him.. he says it in a completely serious tone and some people explain at length how they feel.
and on the flipside I've got a friend who says "And how does that make you feel?" in response to prettymuch everything people tell him.. he says it in a completely serious tone and some people explain at length how they feel.
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I'm tryin this one the last day and more to come...no one seems to notice so far.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jln8RBjZFiw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jln8RBjZFiw