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Old Mar 12, 2008 | 09:50 PM
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Default How to Get Your **** Signed By a 4-Time Super Bowl Champion....

1) Get **** *** drunk

2) Ask

Don't know who in here is familiar with the 1970's Pittsburgh Steelers dynasty that won 4 Super Bowl titles, but their starting fullback was Rocky Bleier. I had the honor of meeting Rocky in December and, drunk off my *** at a Coors Light sponsored Steelers event, asked him if chicks had ever asked him to sign their ****. He laughed and said "Yeah, all the time back in the day." I said "Would you mind doing it for a guy?" He laughed, thought about it for a second and said "Sure, why the hell not." See results below.











For the record, I'm very straight though incidents like this and my infamous cross-dressing halloween costumes have made people think otherwise....
 
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Old Mar 12, 2008 | 09:53 PM
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distrubing...
 
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Old Mar 12, 2008 | 09:56 PM
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LMAO !!!! [sm=icon_rofl.gif][sm=icon_rofl.gif][sm=icon_rofl.gif]

Now that is one classic thread starter!!!!

Good job shoortbuss

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Old Mar 12, 2008 | 10:00 PM
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Ummmm? You could have at least shaved for him first! Are you ever going to wash your **** again?
 
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Old Mar 12, 2008 | 10:47 PM
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[sm=chattypair.gif][sm=helpout.gif][sm=icon_quiet.gif][sm=icon_stickpoke.gif][sm=icon_stickpoke.gif][sm=insomnia.gif][sm=interesting.gif][sm=noooo.gif][sm=partyparty.gif][sm=sigh.gif] shoortbuss rules lmao
 
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Old Mar 13, 2008 | 09:23 AM
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ORIGINAL: flashman

Ummmm? You could have at least shaved for him first! Are you ever going to wash your **** again?
I'm going for the grizzly adams look bro, it's winter! I only mow my lawn in the summer.
 
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Old Mar 13, 2008 | 04:16 PM
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i donno thats something worth calling in to the dude is it gay segment on the jason ellis show
 
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Old Mar 13, 2008 | 08:15 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...........*****.
 
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Old Mar 13, 2008 | 10:21 PM
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do you have downs?
 
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Old Mar 14, 2008 | 12:12 AM
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dude that is some funny ****... hahaha, mad props to ya [sm=icon_cheers.gif]
 
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