How to do an accidental wheelie
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09-03-2006, 03:55 AM
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How to do an accidental wheelie
Find hot chick. Get infront of her. Turn around and wave to her. Try to show off and shift into first gear thinking it is second. Rev engine to about 10k rpms. Pop clutch. **** yourself. Think how stupid you are going to look when you dump your pretty bike infront of a hot chick just trying to show off for her. Get scared. Wonder what way youre facing. **** yourself again. Remember that youre up on one wheel and you need to get down. Slowly let off gas. Check rear view mirrors for cops. Ride away like you meant to do it. Go into a comatose state for 2minutes. Think to yourself "holy crap i just did a wheelie!" Think to yourslef "holy crap i almost trashed my bike!" Go back into a comatose state for 1minute. Start laughing because YOU FREAKIN OWNED THAT WHEELIE! Have permagrin for the next two hours.
and thats how to do an accidental wheelie
mike
and thats how to do an accidental wheelie
mike
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09-03-2006, 08:44 PM
RE: How to do an accidental wheelie
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! done that a few times except i was on a gravel road with my bike and i thought it would be cool to try to do a power slide... ( i have done them before) well i did it except it was REALLY close to being out of control... it was in front of my girlfriends house and all she did was laugh at me and call me an idiot... but we both got a good laugh out of it! 
its the worst when you make a mistake infront of people you DONT know... then they laugh at you instead of with you...
its the worst when you make a mistake infront of people you DONT know... then they laugh at you instead of with you...
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09-04-2006, 10:12 AM
RE: How to do an accidental wheelie
ORIGINAL: snowboarding82
Find hot chick. Get infront of her. Turn around and wave to her. Try to show off and shift into first gear thinking it is second. Rev engine to about 10k rpms. Pop clutch. **** yourself. Think how stupid you are going to look when you dump your pretty bike infront of a hot chick just trying to show off for her. Get scared. Wonder what way youre facing. **** yourself again. Remember that youre up on one wheel and you need to get down. Slowly let off gas. Check rear view mirrors for cops. Ride away like you meant to do it. Go into a comatose state for 2minutes. Think to yourself "holy crap i just did a wheelie!" Think to yourslef "holy crap i almost trashed my bike!" Go back into a comatose state for 1minute. Start laughing because YOU FREAKIN OWNED THAT WHEELIE! Have permagrin for the next two hours.
and thats how to do an accidental wheelie
mike
Find hot chick. Get infront of her. Turn around and wave to her. Try to show off and shift into first gear thinking it is second. Rev engine to about 10k rpms. Pop clutch. **** yourself. Think how stupid you are going to look when you dump your pretty bike infront of a hot chick just trying to show off for her. Get scared. Wonder what way youre facing. **** yourself again. Remember that youre up on one wheel and you need to get down. Slowly let off gas. Check rear view mirrors for cops. Ride away like you meant to do it. Go into a comatose state for 2minutes. Think to yourself "holy crap i just did a wheelie!" Think to yourslef "holy crap i almost trashed my bike!" Go back into a comatose state for 1minute. Start laughing because YOU FREAKIN OWNED THAT WHEELIE! Have permagrin for the next two hours.
and thats how to do an accidental wheelie
mike
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RE: How to do an accidental wheelie
ORIGINAL: F4inorfolkva
i dont get the "shift into first gear thinking it is second" part, on my bike you can significantly feel and hear the difference between 1st and 2nd.
ORIGINAL: snowboarding82
Find hot chick. Get infront of her. Turn around and wave to her. Try to show off and shift into first gear thinking it is second. Rev engine to about 10k rpms. Pop clutch. **** yourself. Think how stupid you are going to look when you dump your pretty bike infront of a hot chick just trying to show off for her. Get scared. Wonder what way youre facing. **** yourself again. Remember that youre up on one wheel and you need to get down. Slowly let off gas. Check rear view mirrors for cops. Ride away like you meant to do it. Go into a comatose state for 2minutes. Think to yourself "holy crap i just did a wheelie!" Think to yourslef "holy crap i almost trashed my bike!" Go back into a comatose state for 1minute. Start laughing because YOU FREAKIN OWNED THAT WHEELIE! Have permagrin for the next two hours.
and thats how to do an accidental wheelie
mike
Find hot chick. Get infront of her. Turn around and wave to her. Try to show off and shift into first gear thinking it is second. Rev engine to about 10k rpms. Pop clutch. **** yourself. Think how stupid you are going to look when you dump your pretty bike infront of a hot chick just trying to show off for her. Get scared. Wonder what way youre facing. **** yourself again. Remember that youre up on one wheel and you need to get down. Slowly let off gas. Check rear view mirrors for cops. Ride away like you meant to do it. Go into a comatose state for 2minutes. Think to yourself "holy crap i just did a wheelie!" Think to yourslef "holy crap i almost trashed my bike!" Go back into a comatose state for 1minute. Start laughing because YOU FREAKIN OWNED THAT WHEELIE! Have permagrin for the next two hours.
and thats how to do an accidental wheelie
mike
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