Dude your in so much trouble, don't you know Dating/Marriage rule #413: Thou Shalt Not Post Pics Of Thy Better Half On The Interwebs Without Her Implicit Consent. She sees that your toast bud, lol. Leastwise mine would keel me if I did it. They either don't understand guys taking pride in their women or don't like being objectified, not sure, but hope you got the ok, or failing that, a good hiding place....... bomb shelter would be good.

 

See, the problem isn't that she doesn't look good again now, it's that I couldn't get the image of what she was and what she showed herself to really be out of my head even if I wanted to. Just knowing that side of her's there makes anything else I see just a facade over a piece of trash. A f$%kable piece of trash maybe, as long as your cool with things that don't wash off, but still trash. I just don't find trash attractive.

Kate Beckinsale, whichever one of the Jessicas it was in Blade Trinity and the chick from Doomsday, those are all another story and far more attractive. In fact they all made My List. You guys know the List? A couple agrees on a list of improbable famous people that it's perfectly permissible for each other to sleep with if we ever got the chance. A free pass kinda deal. Those are mine, her's I think are.. umm.. Ryan Reynolds, Hugh Jackman and .. dammit.. can't remember the last one. I might want to figure that out, would hate to get in trouble for shooting a famous celebrity who we just happened to bump into that just "might" have been on her list, lol.