Tacky, tasteless, lacking wit and grammatical correctness. Sounds about right, it's a torres post. I'm guessing your doing this for a school project? If so let me be the first to tell you, followed closely by your teacher I'm sure, that's not funny, witty or in any way informative or helpful to anyone, it's just stupid and pointless. If I were you I'd scrub the idea and ask a friend to do the project for you, you'd be better off.