Punch him in the head.

 

i dunno if i can wait that long, we just started living together a few months ago... and i learned my lesson, from here on out i'm living alone.... even when i get married! lol

 

Wait till he pays the rent and call the cops when he is getting stoned...they won't need a warrant because it is your apartment. Maybe after he gets raped in prison he will learn to clean up after himself and not be such a punk.

 

Yup... call the cops. "There's a dude in my apartment, I told him to leave. He told me to shove it then broke out drugs and is sitting on my couch watching TV. I can't get him to leave and I don't want to get in trouble for his drugs... what can I do?" .... aaaannnndddd the cops show up, ****** his loot, and him, keep your nose clean, and you'll be e-baying his stuff by next week! muhahahaha

 

kick him in the nuts

 

Naw, callin the cops is never a good idea on something like this. There supposed to be here to serve and protect, not listen to some dispute between bros.

I think that kid is on the right track...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyhZBFLWtU4

Maybe set up a bunch of smoke detectors in the living room so he gets the idea about not smokin outside of his room and then but a ****ty shoe rack to put by the door.

I've lived with friends before, and without a woman around, it's hard to keep the place from turning into a bachelor pad...comes with the territory.

 

pull your pants down and fart on his pillow....if pink eye wont make him change, nothing will.

 

Just kick the guy out. I doubt he will become a clean freak and you will get in trouble by your landlord if they find out he is smoking in the house. He is not on the lease so he has no legal right if you just verbally said you would live together.

 

that was my biggest concern

 

First of all OMG! How did you get that upside down i in the subject line?!?!?!?!? That's awesome! I need to learn how to do that!! Second, this is exactally the reason why I'm 26 and I still live with my parents. I get extremely furious when people do not respect my things. That's why I absolutely HATE lending things out. People don't care because it is not theirs. I could live with maybe one of my friends but he's now engaged so I guess that crosses that plan off the list. I just need to find me a wife and then I'll be good. Anyone know if those Russian mail order chicks are real?!

Mike

PS Sorry I didn't offer a single bit of advice but if I had to do something, I would say get a new friend. lol If he calls himself your friend and doesn't respect you then he can **** off.