Harley Jokes...help
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Harley Jokes...help
Ok....i just got my first bike recently 06 600RR. Both of my parents own harleys and are RELENTLESSLY giving me a hard time about the style bike i chose. Would love to get some help with some decent come backs when my dad starts raggin me when/if i mention being sore after riding a couple hundred miles with my buddies.
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Next time you are near him with his bike running... tell him to listen, sounds like something is wrong. When he says what, tell him it sounds like it's only running on two cylinders.
Gets them every time. Most of them have to think about it.
Tell him you heard a statistic that over 95% of all Harleys ever made are still on the road today. When he grins over the complement, finish with the other 5% actually made it home.
Gets them every time. Most of them have to think about it.
Tell him you heard a statistic that over 95% of all Harleys ever made are still on the road today. When he grins over the complement, finish with the other 5% actually made it home.
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Q: What do you call a Harley that doesn't leak oil?
A: Empty!
One of the biggest jokes I know is... DIPPED IN CHROME. Every Harley rider and squid think chrome everything!!!
Another thing you can do is to point out all the parts on his bike that says made in Japan...
Q: What do you call a Harley that doesn't leak oil?
A: Empty!
One of the biggest jokes I know is... DIPPED IN CHROME. Every Harley rider and squid think chrome everything!!!
Another thing you can do is to point out all the parts on his bike that says made in Japan...
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RE: Harley Jokes...help
ORIGINAL: Shocktroop
Whats the difference between a harley and a hoover....the position of the dirtbag.....
The other version, Difference between vacuum cleaner & a Harley, nothing, both of them suck!
Whats the difference between a harley and a hoover....the position of the dirtbag.....
The other version, Difference between vacuum cleaner & a Harley, nothing, both of them suck!
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RE: Harley Jokes...help
ORIGINAL: doncollins
Next time you are near him with his bike running... tell him to listen, sounds like something is wrong. When he says what, tell him it sounds like it's only running on two cylinders.
Gets them every time. Most of them have to think about it.
Tell him you heard a statistic that over 95% of all Harleys ever made are still on the road today. When he grins over the complement, finish with the other 5% actually made it home.
Next time you are near him with his bike running... tell him to listen, sounds like something is wrong. When he says what, tell him it sounds like it's only running on two cylinders.
Gets them every time. Most of them have to think about it.
Tell him you heard a statistic that over 95% of all Harleys ever made are still on the road today. When he grins over the complement, finish with the other 5% actually made it home.
anyone remember that one with the horse and the chicken? its more of a story joke, but its still damn funny.
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RE: Harley Jokes...help
Got my dad pretty good the other day when he kept saying how all sport bikes look the same as another sport bike down the road and how non of them are as unique as a harley etc etc... and he says "no two harleys are teh same".....so tahts when i popped back at him with..."why, because they all start to rust at different times?".....needless to say he shut up and the war started up again between him and my friend and I.
