my personal fav cause i use it all the f'ing time lol

 

There is that book...something about Mars and Venus. I think men are from Earth and women are from...God knows where. The rules are funny because they are true.

 

[quote]ORIGINAL: CBR600F3rider

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know
men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

That was great thank you! These are my two favorites [sm=lol.gif]

 

That's hilarious! So true! Damn women and their bull**** "rules"!

 

I'M PRINTING THESE RULES AND PUTTING THEM ON MY GIRLFRIEND'S HEAD [sm=lildevil.gif]

 

[sm=smiley36.gif] Sooo True!!!!

 

I usually ask my wife, "Does my *** look fat in these skid marked undies that have no elastic left in the waist, and holes where my ***** hang out, that I have had since 10th grade?"

 

Does your wife get mad at the state of your , lets say more senior underwear. Sometimes I'll be rootin though my drawer andI say "it seem like I'm missing some underwear" to which she'll say "Those damn droopy holey things. I threw those out last week!" Can you imagine what would happen if I threw her's out!

 

That's what I'm sayin', Bro! My nasty old drawers are like my wubby. Maybe the "nightcats" like hanging out from time to time. Women are so wierd about chonies.

 

My brothers.
This would be amusing to me under different circumstances, but right now it's just sad but true. I'm gonna go join a monestary now. I don't know what I would do without you all. Slater.

"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned."...Wm. Shakespear.