Gremlin Bells?
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Gremlin Bells?
A friend/coworker/fellow rider gave me one today. I thought it was a very nice gesture and it comes with a little card describing it's purpose. It's story is that it's supposed to ward off evil gremlins that cause bike malfunctions and cause your bike to steer toward road hazards. Of course, it's a superstitious thing and some people may laugh about it (including me if someone would have told me) but I was kind of touched by it. Apparently, if you buy one yourself, the "power" works, if it's given to you, it posesses double the power.
I was just wondering if anybody on here has any on their bikes or if they have anything that they use sort of as a good luck charm or something.
http://www.gremlinbells.com was the url printed on the little card.
I was just wondering if anybody on here has any on their bikes or if they have anything that they use sort of as a good luck charm or something.
http://www.gremlinbells.com was the url printed on the little card.
#2
RE: Gremlin Bells?
Actually yes, I had one given to me by a fellow rider. I have it in my "trunk". Most people either hang it from their forks somehow, or underneath the frame. It's more of a Harley rider thing, but it's still a pretty cool gesture.
It's worked for me so far....knock on wood!
It's worked for me so far....knock on wood!
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#5
RE: Gremlin Bells?
If your girlfriend is hot, the process of removing the gremlin bell from the bike is as follows:
She must put on the special attire, which consists ofa black thong, a black lacey bra, and high heels of at least 3". She must bend ONLY at the waist to untie the bell. Bending at the knees will cause a curse to be put on the motorcycle. Also, you must take pictures and upload them to this thread. If these instructions are closely followed, the blessings of the bell will remain with the bike even with the bell removed.
If your girlfriend is so-so or ugly: Just take it off.
She must put on the special attire, which consists ofa black thong, a black lacey bra, and high heels of at least 3". She must bend ONLY at the waist to untie the bell. Bending at the knees will cause a curse to be put on the motorcycle. Also, you must take pictures and upload them to this thread. If these instructions are closely followed, the blessings of the bell will remain with the bike even with the bell removed.
If your girlfriend is so-so or ugly: Just take it off.
#6
RE: Gremlin Bells?
ORIGINAL: TennesseeCBRF2
If your girlfriend is hot, the process of removing the gremlin bell from the bike is as follows:
She must put on the special attire, which consists ofa black thong, a black lacey bra, and high heels of at least 3". She must bend ONLY at the waist to untie the bell. Bending at the knees will cause a curse to be put on the motorcycle. Also, you must take pictures and upload them to this thread. If these instructions are closely followed, the blessings of the bell will remain with the bike even with the bell removed.
If your girlfriend is so-so or ugly: Just take it off.
If your girlfriend is hot, the process of removing the gremlin bell from the bike is as follows:
She must put on the special attire, which consists ofa black thong, a black lacey bra, and high heels of at least 3". She must bend ONLY at the waist to untie the bell. Bending at the knees will cause a curse to be put on the motorcycle. Also, you must take pictures and upload them to this thread. If these instructions are closely followed, the blessings of the bell will remain with the bike even with the bell removed.
If your girlfriend is so-so or ugly: Just take it off.
#7
RE: Gremlin Bells?
ORIGINAL: TennesseeCBRF2
If your girlfriend is hot, the process of removing the gremlin bell from the bike is as follows:
She must put on the special attire, which consists ofa black thong, a black lacey bra, and high heels of at least 3". She must bend ONLY at the waist to untie the bell. Bending at the knees will cause a curse to be put on the motorcycle. Also, you must take pictures and upload them to this thread. If these instructions are closely followed, the blessings of the bell will remain with the bike even with the bell removed.
If your girlfriend is so-so or ugly: Just take it off.
If your girlfriend is hot, the process of removing the gremlin bell from the bike is as follows:
She must put on the special attire, which consists ofa black thong, a black lacey bra, and high heels of at least 3". She must bend ONLY at the waist to untie the bell. Bending at the knees will cause a curse to be put on the motorcycle. Also, you must take pictures and upload them to this thread. If these instructions are closely followed, the blessings of the bell will remain with the bike even with the bell removed.
If your girlfriend is so-so or ugly: Just take it off.
#8
RE: Gremlin Bells?
Everybody I ride with, who has a cruiser, has one and they swear they work. And they all swear it has to be given to you, double power if the chick is hot, 4x power if your wife and you love her, negative power for ugly chicks or ex-es. If you believe that stuff.
Of course nobody got me one...
Did youhear the part about how the bell traps the gremlin and then when they can't takethe ringing anymore they fall out and cause potholes?
Of course nobody got me one...
Did youhear the part about how the bell traps the gremlin and then when they can't takethe ringing anymore they fall out and cause potholes?
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