ok my cage is the 06 eclipse and I go to a forum for that as well....... so I read this post that well......... read for your self to funny... holy crap batman just hope I never have this happen.

 

That is terrible, who hasn't been there. I mean gassy not ****ting yourself. I went out with some friends one night, we are all in Hilton Head for vacation, and we get blitzed drinking the Miester and draft beers. So the next day we are all out with our wives and kids shopping and Jay comes running out of a shop holding his shorts tight to his leg. I asked what happened? Jay said I thought I was going to fart and **** myself. My wife and I were crying it was so funny. He found a restroom and ditched his undies. Oh what a day!!

 

never have a huge bean burrito on a first date. maybe on the 5th date its ok.

i threw up jager on a girls carpet on a first date before. ended up sleeping at her place

 

I couldn't stop laughing! That is too funny. Poor guy though(poor girl!", I am certain it would affect the mood though. For gosh sake though. Everyone gets sick one time or another. I would drive over there with a bunch of flowers, a good explination about having been sick and hopefully the flowers will "clear" the air. Lesson to be learned, "never trust a fart". hahahehe...........

 

wow that really sucks who wants to shat themselves on a first date not **** yourself but shat yourself lol remember people if it comes out unwillingly then its a shat not a **** lol dont see a second date in the weekly forcast hahahahaha.....

 

why would anyone share this info?

 

+1

 

When in doubt, don't force it out!

 

I had to go Christmas shopping a few years back, and being a guy, I waited until the 23rd to start. Anyway, I was feeling the throb of a very sadistic hang over, but decided I had to drive to the next town over to get to a mall (Grants Pass Oregon doesn't have a mall). I got about halfway there (15-20 minutes), and tried to squeeze out the warm silent type only to be horrified with the result...you know what happened! I had to turn around at the next exit and ride home while trying to sit as stiff as possible so I wouldn't get ****e all over the seat. It was 20 minutes of squishy hell! The hangover didn't help...I nearly puked many times.