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Old May 20, 2010 | 12:54 PM
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My Girlfriend's Sister

True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car
 
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Old May 20, 2010 | 01:04 PM
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lol fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunny shiznit right there hahaha

I doubt this is a true life story but if it is gooooood stuff hahahahahahaha....

Strange part is the father was okay with his younger daughter taking off her panties in front of either you or the (guy) in the story... but whatev...
 
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Old May 20, 2010 | 02:30 PM
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bwhahahahahahahah
 
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Old May 20, 2010 | 02:49 PM
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thats funny
 
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Old May 20, 2010 | 03:13 PM
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I'd have said "1 condition: we gotta call your sister in for a 3-some"
 
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Old May 20, 2010 | 04:58 PM
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hahaha good stuff right there....
 
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Old May 20, 2010 | 06:13 PM
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welcome to the family....good "story"... LOL
 
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Old May 20, 2010 | 07:36 PM
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I would've at least kept the panties (to sniff later).
 
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Old May 21, 2010 | 02:17 PM
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holy crap. Thats scary, weird family, setting you up for failure. She wanted you. keep her in mind in case of separation (j/k)
 
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Old May 21, 2010 | 02:28 PM
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pretty funny story..
 
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