Pee in the butt??

 

HB...you are a drunken bastard ,but she looks pretty cute. It is a workable combo. You know how sometimes you see two peopleand say to yourself, "WTF!!!" because the couple are mismatched? You guys look good...you match up. Now as far as Heavy D goes...he may be cool as hell, but he better lower his standards...or he could pay a prostitute to call him "Big Poppa"!

 

She is cute, dude. Your beer goggles could be much worse.

 

I guess I have to call her or something, I don't know, I am not good with the words when I am sobber[:@]

 

drink a beer or two before you call her, works for me. but dont drink anymore than that, just enough to loosen u up

 

Just my .02 but I say make her fall in love with you...Start talking about your future, kids ( how much you like them) then when she falls in love with you she'll let you have a three way, pee in her butt, rectum wrestle whatever you want, then BAM!!!!!!!!! drop the hammer and give her young *** a complex (I prefer a eating complex or im fat, or ive got a stinky Y ect) in truth your actually doing her favor, by teaching her a life lesson. Most men only want a cumdumpster notGF and she should take things slower in the future. She'll thank you for it in the future, well mabye not thank you, but she sure as **** wont forget you.

 

You are not good with words when you are sober, either (see that...I was making fun of your spelling ). I would also mention that you are not good with your drunkspeak, either. I am just bustin' your ***** anyway, bro. Ask her out to a movie. You guys will be busy watching the movie and you won't have to talk much. You might even be able to pull out the old "yawn and put your arm around her" trick. Go for it dude, and don't listen to Dizzle...he is influenced by the devil!

 

Haha, I like how she spells her name out for you "H-o-l-l-y"


She's cute HB; update us on your progress.

 

yeah, did u bone her yet or what lol?

 

ROFL ... [sm=roll.gif]

Kinda late to the post ..but don't go to her work til you have at least spoken to her on the phone. And don't forget to slip in .. "hey i was drunk the last time we talk and would like to meet you sober" ..or something along that line.