Dude sell your man juice. You can make some bank doing that around here. ive thought about it. Sounds easy enough for me.

 

You mean, I have been letting all that money slip through my fingers?!?! My wife has dishtowels that must be worth thousands of dollars!!!

 

Start relizing what you have instead of dont have. If that doesnt make you happy, your greedy.

 

1 heidelberg press, reams of cotton linen paper with correct acidity level, 1 proper metal die ... but I've said too much.

 

Now that I know jerkin my gerkin is a waste of money I don't think I can do it anymore....

 

in all honesty - give ebay / craigslist a run for it's money... Lots of great deals out there, my brother in law used ebay and craigslist as his income for about 8 months, just buying items at great prices and turning around and selling them for more than he bought them. Granted he was buying and selling laptops, consoles, etc. but it won't take long to get some pretty decent $$$. FYI he stopped doing this once he was shipped to iraq as a lawyer, and now he's working at a firm so he doesn't need to do that anymore

 

Easy!!! Sell one of your kiddneys on E bay to the best offer you will get a lot of money for it...

 

^ kidneys go for $50k. Lungs $30k. I forget what the price is for a testicular.

Anyway, to quote a mediocre Vince Vaughn movie,

"Ive got it! We can sell blood and semen."
"Garrrr"
"What? Not mixed together."

[8D]

*edit: also, I learned this on an episode of Manswers (great show btw). Apparently there's a fairly strict elimination process for determining if youre a viable semen donor, including things like height and build. In other words, short people cant fap for monies.

 

See?.. That´s a new bike and gear easy...lol.

 

how about gigolo?? [8D]