pigtails(on a girl's head) - handlebars

 

***** - mushroom headed yogurt slinger

breasts -tatas

KIA cars - Keep It Away (sorry to any of you Kia owners)
Owing more on your cars than theyre worth - tipped, upside down, buried, screwed lol
owing $13,000 more than your car is worth - Extremely Tipped, F@$*%D.

 

LOL Hayden...I had a comment, but I'll send itto you in a myspace message!

 

hands = peeter tongs, dick skinners
mustache = cookie duster, flavor saver
space between vagina and anus = taint, chin rest
hammer = pecker
work = bored
color of my CBR = Arrest Me Red

 

soul patch: taintbrush

 

I call it my tweeter.

 

Buddies and I came up with this one while drinking heavily…

Pull out from her butt smack it on her forehead = Mudstamp


** crosses fingers ** please don't ban me voodoo...

 

a garage = car hole
That space between your ***** and you butthole = chode or grundle
vagina = **** cabinet, roast beef curtains
girl with a sexy body and an ugly face = butterface or a blockaway
fuggly girl with hot girl = friendasaurus

 

what about "va jay jay" they got a clip on the daily news where Opera calls hers that.

 

vagina - self basting oven
breasts - sweater meat
bedroom - workshop
bed - workbench
every 28 days it's - monsoon season ( quite literally )
in my underwear, I leave - little maps of Ireland ( in my best Irish accent )