one from New Orleans(years-back!!)


Pile Driver = vodka and prune juice!!
saw that on a bill-board at the 610 split

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vagina=hatchet wound

i forgot..........

vagina=sausage wallet

 

tattoo on lower back- tramp stamp

 

For some women its a sword wound. Hahaha

 

d*ick skinners = hands
c*m catcher = girls mouth

 

vagina bulg - camal toe and its ugly sister...............moose knuckle

 

i have seen the mooseknuckle pic before and find it hilarious everytime

 

I can't believe no-one has said whisker biscuit or bearded clam in reference to a vagina.

Shut your mouth = shut your c_ck holster
Multi-tool (gerber) = Lifer tool
Sneakers= Go fasters
Short shorts = Catch me f_ck me's
Anus= starfish, winker, stink box
flashlight= moonbeam
rifle= boom stick
Obviously allot of these are military, theres tons of em, I know I'll think of a few when I'm out and about.

 

wish I could find a link to George Carlin dick name list. hahaha

 

vagina- nappy dugout
hands- di*k beaters
women of easy virtue (sp?)- chicken heads
West Pointer- ring knocker
sleeping bag- fart sack