Florida people....
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Florida people....
U know ur from Florida if... ....
Flip-flops are everyday wear/Shoes are for business meetings and church.
You smirk when a game show's "Grand Prize" is a trip or cruise to Florida.
Disney is boring/evil.
You measure distance in minutes.
You have a drawer full of bathing suits, and one sweatshirt.
You get annoyed at the tourists who feed seagulls.
A mountain is any hill 100 feet above sea level.
You've ever had to switch from heat to air conditioning in the same
day.
You know the four seasons: almost summer, summer, still summer, and Christmas.
You pass on the right and honk at the elderly / you think nobody over 60 should be allowed to drive.
You've worn shorts and used the A/C on Christmas Day.
The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m
Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end uplying on the pavement and cook to death?"
You're more scared of the freaks who live down the street than the gators.
You've thrown a hurricane party.
The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly
You find 100 degrees Fahrenheit "a little warm."
You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
unlocked.
The local papers cover national and international news on one page
and local gossip and sports on the next six pages.
Fried Catfish is the other white meat.
Flip-flops are everyday wear/Shoes are for business meetings and church.
You smirk when a game show's "Grand Prize" is a trip or cruise to Florida.
Disney is boring/evil.
You measure distance in minutes.
You have a drawer full of bathing suits, and one sweatshirt.
You get annoyed at the tourists who feed seagulls.
A mountain is any hill 100 feet above sea level.
You've ever had to switch from heat to air conditioning in the same
day.
You know the four seasons: almost summer, summer, still summer, and Christmas.
You pass on the right and honk at the elderly / you think nobody over 60 should be allowed to drive.
You've worn shorts and used the A/C on Christmas Day.
The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m
Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end uplying on the pavement and cook to death?"
You're more scared of the freaks who live down the street than the gators.
You've thrown a hurricane party.
The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly
You find 100 degrees Fahrenheit "a little warm."
You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
unlocked.
The local papers cover national and international news on one page
and local gossip and sports on the next six pages.
Fried Catfish is the other white meat.
