VOODOO,
You are killin me....please excuse me while I go spit the throw up out of my mouth.

 

The air tests is the worst. Sucks when you mess up and need to do it AGAIN![:@]

 

lmao...

 

Did I mention, in my dream with the puff machine...it has a raging huge boner? AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! Please baby Jesus...help me!!! I am dreaming and I can't wake up!!!

 

^^^I know someone who's got a giant dong...

lmao.

 

Sorry McDoody, know all about that, except I've been seeing opto's since I was a wee lad, so I'm used to it. However, I have a healthy oral fixation and dentists are the true devil spawn...you never hear about an eye doctor flipping out, but there's something about the skeletal nature of teeth that makes dentists burn out and go postal...er, I guess, dental. Funny review though, I would seek a second opinion from a female optometrist, if you can...then you'll be the one with the boner and that machine can go to hell and die.

 

HAHAHA!!! I HATE the puff of air one, gets me every time.

 

I mean... The eye doctor is on my good side, tells me that I have awesome sight... so we're tight... but I hate the general physicians guy cuz he tells me that I am literally half an inch from being legally a midget and that I am abnormally short for my age and genetics... what a mean person. So I inadvertently am with you voodoo

 

My god, I hate the air puff machine.. The worse part is you know it's ****in coming soon... So you get the twitch goin... And he goes... Ahhh you blinked.. 3 times later... Oh man... just try to stop blinking.. and im like "WELL STOP TRYING TO SHOOT AIR IN MY FREAKIN EYE" lol i hate that thing with a passion too lol

 

I've never been to an eye doctor. I'm glad I haven't.Sounds like I don't want to.