saturday was freezing cold and i was drivin my truck to durham to work for the day. i go around a traffic circle near my parents house and turn on their road,now my truck is a 2wd ford ranger, its 11 years old and is pushin 160k miles.....i baby it, so about 60 yards later,i see a jogger and dont think anything of her, im not speeding and i move left a lil when i see her, next thing i know shes throwin me 2 middle fingers. i slam on brakes and turn around and say "excuse me", shes running 2 feet left of the white line on a back country road, with the sun coming up, over her back, into the eyes of anyone facing her, and shes wearing black, GENIUS. she starts yelling at me for "endangering her as a pedestrian" and for speeding (no way did i have enough time to get my piece of **** up to a high speed before i saw her), so i call her a stupid dyke and tell her not to run in the middle of the road and drive off, what a bitch.

 

We have people like that here too. They jog along a 6 ane highway wearing black and jeans?!?!?!?[sm=dontgetit.gif]

 

lol she is a stupid dyke.. i always end up getting into these kinda ordeals

 

Sheprobably would have jogged on the sidewalk, but too much motorcycle traffic. lol

 

Is James riding on the sidewalk again????? J/K

 

Get tons of that up here, great outdoor activities here and folks are really safe, joggers wear safety vests, all bicyclers wear strobes and lights. Sure it gets to be a pain going across a bridge behing some yuppie on his 6K road bike doing 10mph, but I guess they got a right to transportatrion also. My beef is the fat, coffe drinkin, cellphone talking oblivions who run a red light and then honk at you cause you came close to hitting them. I follow those guys down and politely tell them they ran a red light/didn't signal/didn't yield ect.........

 

should have donkey punched her before you left... then again you know what the best part of a blow-job is? The five minute of silence. I love to use that one on women who wont quit yappin and being dumb.

 

Should've run the bitch down. Give her something to complain about.

 

actually i hit her with a water balloon on her way back...ouch

 

it's called jogging or "yogging" I don't know, the J might be silent.... apparently it's a new fad where you just run for an extended period of time.