I know the kind man. Dude said he kept a S&W 500 for home defense??? What a moron, 5 shots with a damn cannon? A 200$ pump would be a 1000 times better, but this dude was out there. He had the bigger and badder attitude about everything, but kouldn't back it up. I was stationed in Corpus Christi Tx, and belonged to a range there. Every month, us guys in the .50 BMG club would meet for a 1000 yard match. One time I was there, not for a match, but to practice, and I see this clown going for zero at 50 with his .50!
I ask him what hes doin, he says hes zeroed in, but knows that if hes good at 50 he'll be good at 1000, but didn't want to walk down that far to check his targets! I try to say ever so nice that theres a wee bit of difference in 1000 and 50, but....couldn't tell him anything. Needless to say he didn't make the round cut for bench space when we shot the opener for qual the next week. Or also...funny.....the guys who showed up with a nice .50 and some used pawn shop barska optics, like a 3x9! Thats like having a Mclaren F1 and going to pep-boys for a 4 for 99$ tire sale! HA!

 

Ok Ok i got one for this. Im in the Air Force, and for some reason every stupid, backwood, sisterFer, joins the military and ends up working around me. His name is Crouch, and he has a giant **** broom of a mustache, and this guy can never be wrong, about anything. A group of us were talking one day about alternatives to gasoline some day in the future. Thegenious crouch steps in with water can be made into a fuel right now. So for our entertainment we ask him how. He replies, " ya gatta take the Na-trogen out", I asked where the F in H2O does he see an N for nitrogen. Yes, it gets even better, he said its in the 2. ive got a thousand more stories like this, but that would be a novel post.

 

this one time I was sitting in traffic (cars in front of us and behind us at a stop light) and a guy with a 75 cadillac 30' long edition decided he wanted to race me... started reving his engine then when the light turned green he floors it and slams in the car right in front of him! what a freakin idiot! what the hell did he think was gonna happen?

 

Ive got a good one for ya.

There is a kid here with a brand new R1, hes twin has the same bike (cute right) well anyways, he told us that he was going a buck 75 and a car side swiped him and he went into some gravel into the grass (still going 175) and saved it from wrecking and got back onto the interstate and passed the guy who side swiped him and flipped him off and rode a stand up at 100.

I just waved my bull **** flag at him and told him i knew he was full of ****. Needless to say, he doesnt like me because i called him out. [sm=bs.gif]

 

maybe he was playing Grand Theft Auto when he did all that..... hahahah

 

haha...if he mentions that again...i will **** him off by sayin that lmao

 

haha...if he mentions that again...i will **** him off by sayin that lmao