Don't tempt me! :-)
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Don't tempt me! :-)
Ok everyone has a at least a little evil in them. You may not act on the thoughts. But they're in your head, whispering for ya to do evil little things while riding.
So what are your little temptations? Please, no actual admissions if you've acted on them. Especially if they may be illegal or dangerous. Plead the 5th, please
For me...
So what are your little temptations? Please, no actual admissions if you've acted on them. Especially if they may be illegal or dangerous. Plead the 5th, please
For me...
- Ride by and smack a woman on the a$$. Not hard or to hurt. Just to show admiration
- There's a police station in South Philly begging to be buzzed by triple digit speeds
- Ride my bike up to the LOVE statue here in Philly for a pic
- Ride thru City Hall
- Retake the MSF ERC and pop a stoppie during the emergency braking test portion
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Hmmm.... a big question 
I must admit , that over the years those little evil voices in my head have one out and I did used to act them out
....which BTW in most cases got me in quite some trouble on more than one occasion ..
But today ??
hmm.... I would like to get up in a police station and be able to tell them exactly what I think of them and there Hyway patrol jobs , without being smacked in the bloody head or being locked up..!! lol
(the voices have go me into that situation a fews time , and I do not recommend it to anyone )
I would love to be able to eat take away junk food every day without putting on 50 lbs ...or dying 10 years too young ..lol
(and I don't ... but the voices do keep trying to talk me into it every night )lol
I would love to be able to blast my horn at and run some oldies right off the bloody road for doing stupid chit !!
(but obviously I do not )
geese, the list is pretty long .... so ol leave it at that ...
I must admit , that over the years those little evil voices in my head have one out and I did used to act them out
....which BTW in most cases got me in quite some trouble on more than one occasion ..But today ??
hmm.... I would like to get up in a police station and be able to tell them exactly what I think of them and there Hyway patrol jobs , without being smacked in the bloody head or being locked up..!! lol
(the voices have go me into that situation a fews time , and I do not recommend it to anyone )
I would love to be able to eat take away junk food every day without putting on 50 lbs ...or dying 10 years too young ..lol
(and I don't ... but the voices do keep trying to talk me into it every night )lol
I would love to be able to blast my horn at and run some oldies right off the bloody road for doing stupid chit !!
(but obviously I do not )
geese, the list is pretty long .... so ol leave it at that ...
Last edited by CBRclassic; Jul 9, 2010 at 09:28 PM.
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From: Newcastle, N.S.W. Australia
I've been putting up with bad neighbours for years, over the past 18 months it has gotten really bad & my evil thought. If I had a gun I could easily go next door a blow the f**kers brains out. But I don't have a gun & I'm not that agro. A week ago, less the 2 kays up the road, similar scenario, unfortunately, this guy did have a gun & blew his two neighbours away.
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I have a problem with open gas doors when i'm on the bike, they bother me, scares the crap outta people when you ride by em and shut they're gas door lol
Offering random good looking women in cars or on the sidewalk looking at me a ride, havent actually done it yet i dont like riding 2 up.
Do have a issue with dropping a gear next to convertibles or open windows with cell phones and making sure they hear the straight piped 900 next to em
Offering random good looking women in cars or on the sidewalk looking at me a ride, havent actually done it yet i dont like riding 2 up.
Do have a issue with dropping a gear next to convertibles or open windows with cell phones and making sure they hear the straight piped 900 next to em
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Mostly aggression based ones for me, kicking doors and punching rearview mirrors off cages driven by idiots is prolly my greatest temptation. With the occasional follow you home beat down from time to time crossing my mind.
Apart from the occasional middle finger salute or bitching people out tho I've drifted away from taking the violent approach as I got older and better at just avoiding the idiots on the road. Wouldn't put it past me to punt in a door still though if the situation really called for it, I mean hey, we all have our limits and most of mine seem to be cagers driving like idiots around my fiancee while she's riding with me on her own bike. Tends to set me off.
Oh and wanting to slalom through cruiserbikes.. that's not a bad thing.. is it?
As for pleading the 5th.. why? We haven't gotten that pc here yet have we? I'm a self acclaimed gear **** and 98% of the time I'm a safe and sane rider, but not a one of us bought these bikes cause we thought they were the responsible and smart choice and every last one of us plays the damned fool on our 100+hp sportbikes from time to time. Why pretend otherwise?
Nothing we admit to doing is going to convince a squid to follow or not follow in our footsteps, they really don't require our input to decide to squid it up or not. Promoting a safe riding experience and promoting a sterile one can sadly sometimes blend into eachother. Sportbikes have a hard edge, a dark facet to them amongst the shine and so do most of us that ride them. Why try to hide it?
Psst... I intentionally did a wheelie the other day while over accellerating from a stop so a lil kid riding in the back of a subaru would freak out and smile... don't tell anyone.
Apart from the occasional middle finger salute or bitching people out tho I've drifted away from taking the violent approach as I got older and better at just avoiding the idiots on the road. Wouldn't put it past me to punt in a door still though if the situation really called for it, I mean hey, we all have our limits and most of mine seem to be cagers driving like idiots around my fiancee while she's riding with me on her own bike. Tends to set me off.
Oh and wanting to slalom through cruiserbikes.. that's not a bad thing.. is it?
As for pleading the 5th.. why? We haven't gotten that pc here yet have we? I'm a self acclaimed gear **** and 98% of the time I'm a safe and sane rider, but not a one of us bought these bikes cause we thought they were the responsible and smart choice and every last one of us plays the damned fool on our 100+hp sportbikes from time to time. Why pretend otherwise?
Nothing we admit to doing is going to convince a squid to follow or not follow in our footsteps, they really don't require our input to decide to squid it up or not. Promoting a safe riding experience and promoting a sterile one can sadly sometimes blend into eachother. Sportbikes have a hard edge, a dark facet to them amongst the shine and so do most of us that ride them. Why try to hide it?
Psst... I intentionally did a wheelie the other day while over accellerating from a stop so a lil kid riding in the back of a subaru would freak out and smile... don't tell anyone.
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lolOm beginning to see a patten of violence happening in allot of these reply posts ..???
.... wonder if it is because we are all mostly tear **** motor cyclists ?? 
lol
Last edited by CBRclassic; Jul 9, 2010 at 11:06 PM.
Ha ha!! I love it. 
Q: "What evil things would you love to do on your bike?"
Classic: "Raise hell at the police station and then grab some burgers at Hungry Jack's"
Pacemaker: "Blow my neighbor's ****in' brains out!"
*****!!! That's hilarious.
And considering my contempt for most law enforcement, my worthless neighbors, and my love for fast food... I honestly can't think of a better way to spend a Saturday afternoon.
*still laughing*
Q: "What evil things would you love to do on your bike?"
Classic: "Raise hell at the police station and then grab some burgers at Hungry Jack's"
Pacemaker: "Blow my neighbor's ****in' brains out!"
*****!!! That's hilarious.
And considering my contempt for most law enforcement, my worthless neighbors, and my love for fast food... I honestly can't think of a better way to spend a Saturday afternoon.
*still laughing*
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*still laughing*
, but me tinks Pace might benefit from some anger management classes ...lolAs for me , ove booked my Jenny Craig to deal with the fast food voices and I tied a gag around the mouth of my anarchist voice to avoid jail again ..lol