This is the Dolphin Penis story
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This is the Dolphin ***** story
This is the story, please don't expect too much.
A few years back I was scuba diving in the Cayman Islands, Cayman Brac to be more specific. We all started the drop, my wife (now ex-wife) and I dropped first and planned to stop at about 40 feet right where the 'wall' starts. Everything seemed to be going well and when I leveled out (to do a quick check on my and her gear) I felt something bumping my feet. I thought it was my ex-wife in a little panic, but it was a dolphin. The thing FREAKED me out. You gotta understand how big these things are and how small you feel when you are on a wall that will drop off hundreds of feet . You also have severe tunnelvision when you dive because you are looking though a mask. Anyway, I first see the fin, which is scary for obvious reasons, then I see the smiley face they make. The thing gets all snuggly with me and I put my arms around it, my ex-wife is trying to take a picture, but it starts to squirm around, so I push it to her, she rubs it and plays with it and then I guess it got bored and left.
20 to 30minutes later we get on the boat and the divemaster says that the dolphin has been hanging around alot, maybe it will come back. So as we are taking off our gear, it shows up again. We jump in and it comes over. The difference is that we aren't in our wetsuits, so when it rubs against us it is 'skin on skin' contact. Anyway, the dolphin got 'excited' and when it would swim by it would either rub its johnson against you or flip over on its back when you were trying to pet the top of it and at that time you would be touching a dolphin's *****..
Escape wasn't a real option because we were about 10 yards from the boat that was drifting away slowly, so we were at the dolphins mercy for a little while.
We later learned that this dolphin would 'pin' swimmers to the bottom and that he dilocated a swimmers shoulder when he swam up to them and bumped them. They think it was a trained dolphin that escaped from a pen in Honduras after one of the hurricanes.
A few years back I was scuba diving in the Cayman Islands, Cayman Brac to be more specific. We all started the drop, my wife (now ex-wife) and I dropped first and planned to stop at about 40 feet right where the 'wall' starts. Everything seemed to be going well and when I leveled out (to do a quick check on my and her gear) I felt something bumping my feet. I thought it was my ex-wife in a little panic, but it was a dolphin. The thing FREAKED me out. You gotta understand how big these things are and how small you feel when you are on a wall that will drop off hundreds of feet . You also have severe tunnelvision when you dive because you are looking though a mask. Anyway, I first see the fin, which is scary for obvious reasons, then I see the smiley face they make. The thing gets all snuggly with me and I put my arms around it, my ex-wife is trying to take a picture, but it starts to squirm around, so I push it to her, she rubs it and plays with it and then I guess it got bored and left.
20 to 30minutes later we get on the boat and the divemaster says that the dolphin has been hanging around alot, maybe it will come back. So as we are taking off our gear, it shows up again. We jump in and it comes over. The difference is that we aren't in our wetsuits, so when it rubs against us it is 'skin on skin' contact. Anyway, the dolphin got 'excited' and when it would swim by it would either rub its johnson against you or flip over on its back when you were trying to pet the top of it and at that time you would be touching a dolphin's *****..
Escape wasn't a real option because we were about 10 yards from the boat that was drifting away slowly, so we were at the dolphins mercy for a little while.
We later learned that this dolphin would 'pin' swimmers to the bottom and that he dilocated a swimmers shoulder when he swam up to them and bumped them. They think it was a trained dolphin that escaped from a pen in Honduras after one of the hurricanes.
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