Dane Cook is the biggest idiot EVER!
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08-12-2007, 02:17 PM
RE: Dane Cook is the biggest idiot EVER!
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/discuss how my parents hate me, females are disgusted at my very existence, and she-males are in love with me and give me funny feelings where my ***** should be but isn't anymore because of a horrific accident with a drag queen 3 years ago, causing me to hate one of the hands down best comics in the modern day.....
/discuss how my parents hate me, females are disgusted at my very existence, and she-males are in love with me and give me funny feelings where my ***** should be but isn't anymore because of a horrific accident with a drag queen 3 years ago, causing me to hate one of the hands down best comics in the modern day.....
I win.
PS: I am getting kinda pissed that hes spending so much time on movies, I really hope he comes back to the stand up world soon. I saw him live in Denver a few years ago and it was awesome, I'd love to see him in person again with some new material. The dude has plenty of money now after the multiple movies hes done so far, so he can come back to the masses now
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08-12-2007, 02:31 PM
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RE: Dane Cook is the biggest idiot EVER!
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you should also check out midge hedberg ... but he doesnt have anything new out cause he's dead (rip)
you should also check out midge hedberg ... but he doesnt have anything new out cause he's dead (rip)
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08-12-2007, 02:50 PM
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RE: Dane Cook is the biggest idiot EVER!
too bad about Mitch .. he was just starting to get a lot of publicity when he took the dirt nap .. he not only had great jokes/lines but had the perfect delivery and timing with that deep southern Louisiana drawl accent .. miss that dude, he had comic genius
I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
Dane's alright too but not nearly on the level of Mitch IMO.
I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
I think Pringles' initial intention was to make tennis *****. But on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up, a big truckload of potatoes arrived. But Pringles is a laid-back company. They said, '**** it. Cut 'em up!'
I bought a doughnut, and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut. I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money, and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, "Don't even act like I didn't buy a doughnut, I've got the documentation right here"...
This shirt is dry clean only. Which means...it's dirty.
Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. "God *amn it Otto, you are an alcoholic." "God *amn it Otto, you have Lupus"... one of those two doesn't sound right.
Dane's alright too but not nearly on the level of Mitch IMO.
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08-12-2007, 02:55 PM
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RE: Dane Cook is the biggest idiot EVER!
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, but I said, "No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah."
See, I write jokes for a living, man. I sit in my hotel at night and think of something that's funny and then I go get a pen and write 'em down. Or if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
I opened up a yogurt, underneath the lid it said, "Please Try Again" because they were having a contest I was unaware of. But I thought I might have opened the yogurt wrong, or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me. "C'mon, Mitchell, don't give up. Please try again. A message of inspiration from your friends at Yoplait. Fruit on the bottom, hope on top."
RIP mitch
See, I write jokes for a living, man. I sit in my hotel at night and think of something that's funny and then I go get a pen and write 'em down. Or if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
I opened up a yogurt, underneath the lid it said, "Please Try Again" because they were having a contest I was unaware of. But I thought I might have opened the yogurt wrong, or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me. "C'mon, Mitchell, don't give up. Please try again. A message of inspiration from your friends at Yoplait. Fruit on the bottom, hope on top."
RIP mitch
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