ORIGINAL: snowboarding82

Rocks and soda cans on the side of the freeway work well too.

At the end of this last season here in WI some D-bag was pushing me off the freeway into the emergency lane and laughing and swearing at me saying "hey ill run you off the roadA-hole, how do you like it?"all while his ugly redneck wife and disgusting children were in the back seats. They were in some 1990's ford taurus... wow... highclass losers. So I got next to him punched his mirror (which was a hell of a lot harder than I thought it would have been) kicked his car door with my sidi boot and took off in the emergency lane at 65.... the ***** followed me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. I flew up passing a bunch of traffic and jumped over 3 lanes (which he couldn't do since he was in a car. I caught right up to the ***** and followed him while looking on the side of the road for a rock. I followed this jerk for darn near 20 minutes and finally saw a soda can. I stopped and sure enough just a little bit in front of the can was a nice fist sized rock. I punched it caught up to him and he was swerving lanes trying to not let me pass and brake checking me. I finally got around him, flipped him off threw the soda can which TOTALLY missed the stupid car (the wind just caught it and it blew lol) and then tossed the rock which hit his hood and I don't know what else because I just took off.

About 2 miles ahead I turned onto a side street and made a u-turn and pulled back out to the stop sign. The guy saw me and slammed on his brakes I flipped him off and put my arms out motioning like you want some? and he just passed on by and I went to my friends house. I ended up being about an hour late to get there with this detour. haha Starting next season I'm going to always carry some gravel, bb's or something for jerks like that. I'm sick of it.