jd.......you watch your mouth (well, or your typing) lol.

 

I live in Reno, it makes Reno 911 double funny. Since all the scenes are from around here makes the show more realistic.

one of my fav clips

New boot goofin'

http://www.theshortestbus.com/conten...oot-goofin.php

 

Use to watch it, from the beginning but they end up all being like the others after awhile.

 

i never get tired of seeing a crack dealer go to jail

 

my favorites are when they run........cops catch them and ask 'why'd you run!?'........*usual answer*.....'b/c i have weed in my pocket' (usualy the smallest most insignificant amount imaginable, lol)

 

i was scared i didnt know who you were blah blah blah i like when the one legged cop chases down that guy who threw his crack

 

More like "I didnt know you were a cop"

 

Damn...someone already made my skit? F_cking arseholes!!! I guess it isn't very clever, then. I get tired of poor people in trailers having a dirty house. Doesn't any poor person that lives in a trailer clean up once in a while. I'm with X. All the stuff gets to be the same after so many shows.

 

hahahaha rangerscott.

there was one on tonight w/ a transexual. the cop asked if she (or he) had anything that would stab him yada yada. the trans responded 'you can search me......im a man, i have a dick' hahaha, the cop replied 'i wont do that, i'll wait for a female officer....but i thought i'd ask if you had anything on you'.