Man - that's when you just throttle the shiite outta that bad boy... there's no way she would have ever seen you again...

Jeez people, be careful.

And that's some funny sh*t about the mattress man, HAHAHAH - what a dumb b**ch, hahaha - good stuff man.

 

I dont know, id still hit it as long as she was facing away from me that way i wouldnt have to get poked in the eye by that thing.

 

I was eating breakfast when I saw those pic's [:'(]

 

This picture was taken by some dude on a trip to itally. I submitted it to a friend on another forum because he was being a total bitch the other morning, and I told him he needed to get the sand out of his vagina. I image googled vagasil and thats the picture that comes up. Too perfect if you ask me. (sorry for the off beat reply)

 

After thinking about it. Morgan, maybe that's her little off way of flirting....you ought to jump on that **** man!![sm=bounceybounce.gif][sm=icon_rofl.gif] It's obvious she's freaky. And look at it this way, you'll never need an umbrella again....just step underneath her bugle when it rains!!!

 

yeah, try for the 3some

 

Could always come back with the classic billy madison response too:

 

Wait....who does this picture remind you of??? Morgan is beatin' on Gonzo!!!

 

[sm=funnypostabove.gif]This poor woman has feelings too.[sm=boohoo.gif][sm=laughat.gif]

 

sorry guys i didn't think the first post was all that funny......