I got a twelve inch dick....and a dozen roses. Hubba-hubba-hubba-hey.

 

I like Dane Cook's stuff. A lot of those links are pretty good, not a big Rodney fan.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7kP35jI7Go

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bojnq...eature=related

 

i refuse to watch anything with that douche bag in it. Ever since he made some joke on his HBO about athiests in one of his Bible Thumper rants, and he was hating on an athiest for his beliefs. (im athiest) grew up in the bible belt and never believed any of those fairy tales (IMO IMO IMO!!!) no problem with christians, i just dont want to hear about it.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=R4-LGQYQm...eature=related

 

Ice Cream Man

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JfMC...eature=related

 

Dave Attell is the funniest living comic...scroll through at your leisure:

funny bastard

 

Bible belt, shmible belt...you should see the fairy tales concocted around this part of the country...it's no coincidence that Utah ranks number ONE in clinical depression and bankruptcy...yeah, fantasies cause real problems in real life.

But that's what I like about Dane's material...it's just fantasy. Who cares if he throws a little Catholic juice into the mix, it's the way he does it that's worth watching--not what he actually says. The guy is a master at the mechanics of humor: voice, mannerisms, style, delivery, timing...every bit is professional--and damn funny.

You ought to take comfort in the fact you've seen the light, as it were, relax, take a rip, and laugh instead of frown.





"Why do I have so many KEYS!...KEYSSS...did I murder a janitor in my sleep?!" LOL

 

STEVEN LYNCH,
http://youtube.com/watch?v=RqFAvVuTfLU
http://youtube.com/watch?v=gsvV-sa6kXQ
http://youtube.com/watch?v=bQIH3iq1x...eature=related
http://youtube.com/watch?v=p_tWeFFPK...eature=related
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ImnMucno1ew
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ARAwp-lvI...eature=related

Anything that DANE COOK does is hilarious too. So you go ahead and look that up.

As for the atheist thing. I think this is the one you are talking about OKIEZAC
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7L0G1DGCWwI

Just to let you know, im also atheist and I still love Dane Cook.

 

That Dane Cook is a silly bitch.

 

we have no idea that you just ninja'd our brain!