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Old 06-14-2007, 12:18 AM
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I'm pretty sure that Bruce did kick Chucks *** a long time ago in a classic Bruce Lee film. But since Bruce is dead and Chuck is alive.... He's got my vote! Plus Chuck's the only man I know who can kick in a revolving door with a roundhouse kick [:@]
 
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Some of my favorite Chuck Norris facts:

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
 
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More interesting facts about Chuck Norris.

1.Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight on because the dark is afraid of HIM....

2.There is no theory of evolution...just a list of animals Chuck allows to live...

3.Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding...

4.Chuck Norris doesnt go hunting...he goes KILLING...

5.There isnt a chin under his beard...just another fist...

6.When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night,he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris...
 
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Old 06-22-2007, 09:58 PM
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Did you know?.................when Chuck Norris goes swimming he doesn't get wet.yeah that's right, the water gets Chuck Norris'd
 
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