got one more
chuck norris once revived a dead goat in front of a dozen villagers by rubbing his red beard on it, the goat then got up and chuck roundhoused it in the head and killed it, he then looked at the villagers and said "the good chuck giveth life and the good chuck taketh away"

 

I love the.....

"time better slow the **** down"
or
"the dark is afraid of Chuck".

It amazes me the kind of sh*t people come up with!!!

 

javscbr,

*****.....

 

Decided to revibe the good ole' Chuck Norris thread

[ul][*]Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies, he potato-sacks them.[*]Mr. T pitties thefool; Chuck Norris rips the fools heads off.[*]The fastest way through a mans heart is through Chuck Norris' fist.[*]Chuck Norris did in fact build Rome in one day.[*]Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird.[/ul]

 

HAHA!!!

 

If you have a Mac there is a widget you can download full of chuck norris facts. It has well over 500. A new one everyday or you can just click on it for a new one. I love Chuck Norris jokes.

 

Martin must've been really bored to bump a 3 yr old thread!

 

You have no idea!!!!!

This has to be one of the worst weekend EVER!!!!
and I still got a day to go.

 

FACT:

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

 

I think Chuck Norris is about as cool as Burt Reynolds or David Hossenfeffer, plus he is a hairy bastard that shaves his chest and back, and also got beaten up by Bruce Lee (at least in the movies). Chuck Norris sucks...but the jokes are pretty funny. If you want the truth, you should substitute the name Voodoo in the place of Chuck Norris...