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Old 03-02-2007, 12:11 PM
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A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among
three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and
watches to see what they do with the money.


The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon
gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up
very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more
attractive for him because she loves him so much.



The man was impressed.



The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new
set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive
clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the
money on him because she loves him so much.




Again, the man is impressed.




The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several
times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder
in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future
because she loves him so much.



Obviously, the man was impressed.



The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with
the money he'd given her.




Then, he married the one with the biggest *****.



Men are like that, you know.
 
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Old 03-02-2007, 12:27 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, thats awesome!
 
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Old 03-02-2007, 12:54 PM
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Based on a true story. Actually, several true stories.
 
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Old 03-02-2007, 01:10 PM
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Booooooooobies!!!
 
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Old 03-02-2007, 01:34 PM
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haha, wasnt expecting that....well from telgren maybe...
 
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Old 03-02-2007, 03:51 PM
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wait...this was supposed to be a joke?
 
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wait...this was supposed to be a joke?
(no disrespect)...this is where the sense of homour kicks in man....

lol...i thought he was gonna choose the third 1...lol...boobies....hahhaahaa...
 
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yea i know...i was trying to be funny...i guess i suck at it?
 
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i liked it
 
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Old 03-02-2007, 05:07 PM
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I thought he was going for the third one too! I would've picked all three. You can't ever have enough girls.
 


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