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Old May 3, 2007 | 02:13 PM
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I've suspected for some time now that my girl is cheating.

The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My girl has been going out with "the girls" a lot recently although when I ask their names she says, "Just some friends from work. You don't know them."

I always stay awake to look for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car driving off as if she got out around the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked up her mobile phone just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and asked why I was checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never breached the subject with her. I think deep down I didn't want to know the truth but last night again she went out and I decided to really check in on her.

I decided that I was going to park my civic next to the garage and hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she comes home. It was at that moment crouching near the right headlight of my civic, that I noticed a slow drip of coolant coming out of a small crack in the radiator.

Is this something that I can fix myself or should I take it to the dealer?[/align][/align][/align][/align][/align]
 
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Old May 3, 2007 | 02:19 PM
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take it to the dealer
 
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Old May 3, 2007 | 02:24 PM
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Get some of the sealer crap from Schuck's and put that on there.
 
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Old May 3, 2007 | 02:27 PM
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Pull the radiator. Use it to club the guy shes with. Then take it to the dealer.
 
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Old May 3, 2007 | 02:29 PM
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I've heard a version of that joke.....
 
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Old May 3, 2007 | 02:36 PM
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ORIGINAL: Ruthless

I've heard a version of that joke.....
At least someone picked up on it being a joke....[sm=thanx.gif]
 
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Old May 3, 2007 | 02:37 PM
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You got me! Good one.
 
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Old May 3, 2007 | 02:38 PM
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the biggest giveaway that it's a joke is because we all know that you have a boyfriend..and it's....

 
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Old May 3, 2007 | 02:50 PM
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I have read this one about 40 times. With all kinds of versions, but I like it each time.
 
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Old May 3, 2007 | 03:30 PM
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deffinetly a repost but still great none the less because each time i get all angry for you and think about some cheating bitch then its like ... hey ive read this before lol
 
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