anybody have one?

i need one for my loud *** neighbor.. i think it would be hilarious.

 

As these are probably illegal and the operation of a machine spouting enough interference to jam a cellular phone signal would probably melt your brain and eyes, I'd suggest this.

Buy some spy equipment, like those things that let you eaves drop on conversations from a distance that look like mini satellite dishes. You record conversations and edit the most irritating parts then you burn it onto a CD and leave it on their doorstep or make an anonymous YouTube account from an internet cafe using a free hotmail or gmail account and upload all the conversations and write the youtube addresses on a piece of paper and leave it on your neighbor's door. AFAIK, it ehnt illegal if you ehnt caught. ;D

 

lol that's hilarious... too bad i don't actually want to sit there and listen and spend that much time.. i just want to prevent her from making her calls. we get crappy reception in the apts for some reason so she's always outside flapping her gums. and she's loud as can be. so trashy.

 

I had a similar issue years back when I lived in an apt. My neighbors that were below me were extremly loud. I tried talking nicely to them and pretty much got the "get the **** off my doorstep" response typical to selfish people who don't care about common courtesy. So the next day I informed my other neighbors around me(they also hated these loud azz people) and I put my two tower speakers, each of which had a 12" a 10" and two 4" tweets directly face down on the floor. I then put "Come on Feel the Noise" By Quiet Riot and let it repeat for about 2 hours at full volume.

After that the people were fairly quiet but did give me some hella mean looks when they'd see me coming or going. But I could care less what they thought of me...lol

 

That's awesome. Too bad I can't torture her cause she's outside... And her apt is down the hall. I mostly run away when I see her cause she's a stay at home mom (she doesn't have anything to do with herself, so she'll gab yer ear off.) Her hubby works 2 jobs.. I think he must maintain them cause she eats them out of house and home. She's quite the mound of flesh and wears bright colors to accentuate the matter.

It's funny.... avon catalogs keep appearing on my doorhandle and sometimes they have a post-it with her name. I don't know if her avon lady is intending on trying to get them on her door or if she is trying to sell me some crap. But I have put them on her doorknob or just knocked them down and kicked it.

 

Pity you can't get into her apartment and put superglue on the toilet seat - then she'll at least be stuck in the bathroom with the door shut, so no-one will hear the shouting...............
Isn't it funny how it's always the fat ones in the gaudy clothes and making all the noise...............

 

Ive got one of those superloud talking buffet-killers next door, you can hear her running that noise hole from far away...

 

How good of a shot are you....ever seen phonebooth? Might give you some ideas

 

Little Cheaper Version

 

Punch a couple of holes in your lawn mowers muffler with a screwdriver. Every time you hear the neighbour on the phone, start it up. This will eventually get the message across & the idiot will get as far away from you so they can hear on the phone.