take the gamble voodoo!!!

 

Maybe next week...after I loosen a couple of you teefs ! Is your roster set yet, big boy?

 

puuhhhhh....lease.......i am going to dominate...just wait....mark my words, the bears D and LT will be enough to crush most of you...for the rest...i got my guys to back me up with a few points....

seriously...this is going to be a slaughter.....i mean...really really bad.....i can see the CNN special now about it...."One man torments others in his fantasy football league through repeated relentless beatings. The other members of the league are now all obtaining therapy to deal with their inadequacies."

 

Stinky!!! You meathead, you are the underdog in you matchup with Hayden right now. I know that actually counts for ****, but oh well. Eli Manning will be proven a chump this year, and the rest of your crew should be called the pain crew (because they are all hurt).

 

oh doodoo....you can hold onto whatever little lie you want to make yourself feel better...

yeah...let's look at the little checks on our matchup...they actually have the bears D losing in my matchup...c'mon...i don't think they actually do it based on personal stats because if you add up the avg points for my guys vs. hayden's, come out about 10+ points ahead....so i say @#$@ the advantage thing....

and your right, they should be called the pain crew....FOR BRINGING THE PAIN BABY!!!!!

and i don't need eli, he's just there to look pretty while my workhorses do my bidding....the only week i am sort of worried about is this week....LT vs. Bears D...damnit...it's a lose/lose for me this week.....but hayden just sucks...so...no biggie....

A toast, to my fellow leaguers....may you drown your sorrows on cheap beer and ugly woman! (while i walks away with the trophy) [8D]

 

have you seen the commercial where LT "fantasizes" about runnning all over the bears d??? dont think that has them fired up??? LT is gonna suffer a season ending ACL injury week 1 after the bears steamroll those chumps...

 

LT vs Bears D...that blows. It is pretty funny they have the Jags overthe Bears D. So are you making the winner banner? I am going to make the loser banners and add text per individual based on how lowly they ended up. Also, I am going to make a smack talk winner avatar. We can vote who is the best smack talker at the end of the season. I'll see you in week six...you're lucky you only have to play me once!

 

yeah i'll do the winning banner....hell after all, it'll be mine, i'll just "customize" it to my liking....biatches!!!

as for week six....ummm....yeah....i feel sorry for ya bud....odds are you will have sucked in 5 games previous to that one....i am gonna feel bad whoopin ya...sort of like kickin a guy when he's down....oh well...luckily i can just close my eyes and continue to kick....

doo-doo...the word for the day is "beatdown"...can you say "beatdown"?.....let's use it in a sentence...."In week six ffingers is going to administer a horrible, gruesome, disgusting, sad, relentess 'beatdown' to doo-doo to which doo-doo will cry like a girl all night until Monday morning."

 

Make sure to wash your feet really well that week...because you will be inserting them into your mouth. And I think we must have different word of the day calendars because my word of the day is "dictate" as in "Ffingers says my dictate good"...[sm=icon_rofl.gif]

 

ohhhhhh.....[&:]

THAT makes so much more sense doo-doo....i just thought you were stupid....turns out you have just been using a stupid calendar.....i see.....now i pity you....