A guy gets set up on a blind date and decides they'll go to the local carnival. He is pleasantly surprised when he picks her up -- she's a knockout. He decides that he better be on his best behaviour because she is so pretty. They get to the carnival and he pays her way and takes her on all the rides. He asks what she wants to do next.

She says "I want to get weighed."

So he takes her to the weight guesser and the guy says "118 lbs."

She nods that he is correct and doesn't win anything.

They walk around some more and eat hotdogs and cotton candy. The guy asks her again what she wants to do next.

She says, "I want to get weighed."

Well the dude had been a perfect gentleman and even if she was gorgeous it was evident now that she was kinda looney so he just drove her back home.

Her room mate said, "You're back home early ... how was your date?"

The girl replied, "Wousy!"

 

hahahaha....

very nice...

 

That's a waugh!