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Old Dec 8, 2006 | 10:29 PM
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Yes another rant on the stupidity of those who don't ride. I was sneaking a ride today in the freezing weather, and riding around town to do some errands. I turned onto a one way street and about four spaces up a car was parallel parking, so rather than ruin their ability to back into the space, I stopped (still about three or four parking spaces up from the corner). A lady comes around the corner, sees me (thankfully), and moves into the next lane. Then I see her shaking her fist at me. As soon as the car infront parks, I get up next to her and look at her like wtf? She rolls down the window and screams at me that I am an a$$hole. My problem is, if I were in a car, she would not have had a problem. I know that for a fact. I ended up circling the block to where she parked, and as I was facing her, I revved up to about 1200 rpm a few times. She wouldn't look at me. Dumb cow, I hope she gets a yeast infection![:@]
 
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Old Dec 8, 2006 | 10:47 PM
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i'd break her window or something if I were you that would teach her to shut up.
 
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Old Dec 8, 2006 | 11:20 PM
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Yeast infection dude? That sh*t is funny! Sucks she's a bitch... but the whole wishing her a yeast infection is classic!
 
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Old Dec 8, 2006 | 11:31 PM
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...oops, hit quote instead if edit...
 
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Old Dec 9, 2006 | 03:53 AM
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Carefull Voo, you could be labeled a terrorist, posting about biological weapons!!!!!!!!!!! Clean and free, Ripp'n
 
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Old Dec 9, 2006 | 04:18 AM
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The b*tch just needs some lovin then she'd be ok. I'd recommend helping her out. She might be an ugly swamp ***** but we all have to do what is best for society. Pull up next to and offer to help her out.... Just don't tell anyone!!!!
 
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Old Dec 9, 2006 | 12:01 PM
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haaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaa

that yeast infection is funny as hell
 
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Old Dec 9, 2006 | 03:11 PM
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Keep some marbles in your pocket. The next time you are riding and you notice the lady behind you, toss the marbles over your shoulder. They will bounce off the road and onto her car. That will surely change her attitude.
 
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Old Dec 9, 2006 | 03:43 PM
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I hope she gets a yeast infection!
thats probably the cause of your problem with her!!!
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Old Dec 9, 2006 | 06:39 PM
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sand in her vagina, its a common problem with that age group
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