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Old 08-09-2005 | 05:59 PM
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So I was having a discussion with my buddy about naming his bike. My baby, for example, is named Sophia. I had just as easily assumed that all bikes were female, because there is no way I could get that much satisfaction from riding a guy down some country road. So let's hear it; I want to thier names and what sex they are.
 
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Old 08-09-2005 | 06:02 PM
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I havent named mine yet, but its got to be female. Doesnt work otherwise.

"I'm gonna go wash mike"
"I'm take bob out for a ride"

just doesnt work.
 
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Old 08-09-2005 | 06:23 PM
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Bikes are definately female. My bike's name is Rose. And she likes it when I'm on top
 
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Old 08-09-2005 | 07:30 PM
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ORIGINAL: RiPTOR

Bikes are definately female.
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Old 08-09-2005 | 08:19 PM
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ORIGINAL: RiPTOR
Bikes are definately female.
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Old 08-09-2005 | 08:26 PM
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ORIGINAL: NeonspeedRT

ORIGINAL: RiPTOR
Bikes are definately female.
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A sportbike's lines are too sexy to be considered anything but female![sm=drooldude.gif]
 
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Old 08-10-2005 | 12:36 AM
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I believe you have your answer. but you already knew that.
 
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Old 08-10-2005 | 02:48 AM
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I heard once "you're gonna have trouble with anything that's got **** or tires" so ya, I figger that bikes are female.
 
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Old 08-10-2005 | 03:34 AM
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amen!
 
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Old 08-10-2005 | 08:27 PM
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I concur! Female!
 


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