Barry Melrose, PLEASE cut your mullet!
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Barry Melrose, PLEASE cut your mullet!
I love hockey as much as the next guy. I like to watch the analysis on ESPN.But come on, Barry! That hair is gross! It's holding more oil than OPEC!
Since it is Stanley Cup time, I just wanted to say how cool hockey is. You get to beat the crap out of other people and shoot a one-pound rubber disc at 100MPH. Then, when you win the big trophy you actually get to take it home for a few days! Hockey players think of all kinds of crazy stuff to do with the Cup: some let their dogs eat out of it, probably all of them drink out of it, etc...
Since it is Stanley Cup time, I just wanted to say how cool hockey is. You get to beat the crap out of other people and shoot a one-pound rubber disc at 100MPH. Then, when you win the big trophy you actually get to take it home for a few days! Hockey players think of all kinds of crazy stuff to do with the Cup: some let their dogs eat out of it, probably all of them drink out of it, etc...
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