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JZHALES 03-22-2007 01:50 AM

Attention Noobs...
 
Its come to my attention that there is a growing number of people on here that do not ride, and post questions about what they should get, here are some helpful tips: [ol][*]NO a 600 is not too slow, its 10x faster than anything youve ever had before.[*]no one cares what youre retard friends think, they dont ride either.[*]if your friends are going to make fun of you for buying a 600, find new friends[*]you wont be able to ride that 600 to its potential anyway.[*]stop saying GIXXER!!!!![*]gear is for pussys!!! and so is having your skin in tact, and your head in 1 piece for that matter [sm=bangbang.gif][*]"getting used to the power" is a good thing, it means you can control it[*]power rangers+ jeff gordon= rainbow warriors, kinda makes you wonder [/ol]

Shocktroop 03-22-2007 01:55 AM

RE: Attention Noobs...
 
my friends told me I had to get a 'Busa if I wanted to go fast. It's next on my list after I get one of those cool half-lid helmets and a new pair of shades.

davefolds3 03-22-2007 02:04 AM

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cant go fast without NOSSSSSS

Shocktroop 03-22-2007 02:06 AM

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awww, man, what if I just turn my hat around backwards....that looks really fast yo! Plus, doesn't weigh as much as a helmet Weight reduction + Cool looks = Super fast!

TheX 03-22-2007 02:31 AM

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Where can I buy *turbo* stickers?

benvaldi88 03-22-2007 02:43 AM

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ORIGINAL: Shocktroop

awww, man, what if I just turn my hat around backwards....that looks really fast yo! Plus, doesn't weigh as much as a helmet Weight reduction + Cool looks = Super fast!

HAHAHAHA +1 for that [sm=shades.gif]

VP 03-22-2007 02:53 AM

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but all my friends told me to buy a suzuki... cuz gixxers are faster!

JZHALES 03-22-2007 03:00 AM

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shocktroop, see number 2 on the list, vp refer to numbers 2 AND 5 hahahaha

CBRCRF 03-22-2007 04:08 AM

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Whats a 600??[sm=dontgetit.gif] Is that how fast they go? Wow! Does Suzuki make it?

txmorgan 03-22-2007 04:46 AM

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#8... who is that again? GO GO POWER RANGERS na na na naaaaa!

Blue Fox 03-22-2007 05:19 AM

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ORIGINAL: txmorgan

#8... who is that again? GO GO POWER RANGERS na na na naaaaa!
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D

Rainier 03-22-2007 05:37 AM

RE: Attention Noobs...
 
some guy stopped me leaving a parking lot today, he said he wanted a motorcycle to go FAST. then he said he wanted to ask if you" need experience to ride a Su..zu....ki R...... 1?"

hes gonna die if he gets on that thing

KidCr3nshaw 03-22-2007 10:30 AM

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I ride over to Kansas so I can take my helmet off. I leave it at a buddy's house. I mean, they wouldn't have a no helmet law if it was needed.

Oh wait a minute, the only douchebags that don't wear helmets don't know what an apex or decreasing radius 2nd gear turn is.

What? Some people say cucmbers taste better pickled! What... huh?

james007torres24 03-22-2007 11:11 AM

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hahahhahaha...

telgren 03-22-2007 12:00 PM

RE: Attention Noobs...
 
If you think you don't need a helmet, you are right.

TEN 03-22-2007 12:57 PM

RE: Attention Noobs...
 

ORIGINAL: JZHALES

Its come to my attention that there is a growing number of people on here that do not ride, and post questions about what they should get, here are some helpful tips:
[ol][*]NO a 600 is not too slow, its 10x faster than anything youve ever had before.[*]no one cares what youre retard friends think, they dont ride either.[*]if your friends are going to make fun of you for buying a 600, find new friends[*]you wont be able to ride that 600 to its potential anyway.[*]stop saying GIXXER!!!!![*]gear is for pussys!!! and so is having your skin in tact, and your head in 1 piece for that matter [sm=bangbang.gif][*]"getting used to the power" is a good thing, it means you can control it[*]power rangers+ jeff gordon= rainbow warriors, kinda makes you wonder [/ol]

You didn't say anything about extended swing arms, lowering kits, fat tire kits, and chrome. Noobs....if you don't have a bike...and want to get one and you have ever mentioned getting your first bike and one of the fore mentioned items in the same sentence....you're a jackass!

chrome doesn't make you cool...

N8 Dawg 03-22-2007 01:14 PM

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ORIGINAL: Shocktroop

awww, man, what if I just turn my hat around backwards....that looks really fast yo! Plus, doesn't weigh as much as a helmet Weight reduction + Cool looks = Super fast!
LMAO, reminds me of this guy on an R1 last summer, hat backwards, no shirt, shorts, and was poping wheelies at every stop....He was one cool dude! [sm=goodidea.gif]

TEN 03-22-2007 01:19 PM

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Board shorts and flip flops are all you need to ride....;)

cwmc29 03-22-2007 02:58 PM

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GIXXER, GIXXER, GIXXER, GIXXXXXXXER

tomp 03-22-2007 03:29 PM

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ORIGINAL: TEN

chrome doesn't make you cool...

+1 Chrome is over rated

yardstickninja 03-22-2007 03:47 PM

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ORIGINAL: TEN

Board shorts and flip flops are all you need to ride....;)
You have just described my friend on his Triumph TT.......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, that kid is an idiot, but hey he "looks" cool doesn't he? .......idiot

13brsxsrr 03-22-2007 04:12 PM

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ORIGINAL: cwmc29

GIXXER, GIXXER, GIXXER, GIXXXXXXXER
http://forums.clubrsx.com/images/smilies/rotfl.gifyou beat me to it.

CBRCRF 03-22-2007 04:20 PM

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ORIGINAL: TEN
chrome doesn't make you cool...
No... It makes you AWSOME!![sm=trust_me.gif]

JZHALES 03-22-2007 05:11 PM

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whoa whoa whoa, a su zu ki r 1, since when does suzuki make an r1? am i the only one that caught that?

CBRCRF 03-22-2007 05:29 PM

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ORIGINAL: JZHALES

whoa whoa whoa, a su zu ki r 1, since when does suzuki make an r1? am i the only one that caught that?
What I got from it was, thats what some guy asked him. I could be wrong though.

Hoosier1104 03-22-2007 05:38 PM

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+10000000 If I wanted chrome I would own a HD.

CBRCRF 03-22-2007 05:56 PM

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ORIGINAL: Hoosier1104

+10000000 If I wanted chrome I would own a HD.
Yeah you would. You would throw a viberider on there too. ;)

Rainier 03-22-2007 05:56 PM

RE: Attention Noobs...
 
lol thats why i posted it

abadfish 03-22-2007 06:00 PM

RE: Attention Noobs...
 

ORIGINAL: JZHALES

Its come to my attention that there is a growing number of people on here that do not ride, and post questions about what they should get, here are some helpful tips:
[ol][*]NO a 600 is not too slow, its 10x faster than anything youve ever had before.[*]no one cares what youre retard friends think, they dont ride either.[*]if your friends are going to make fun of you for buying a 600, find new friends[*]you wont be able to ride that 600 to its potential anyway.[*]stop saying GIXXER!!!!![*]gear is for pussys!!! and so is having your skin in tact, and your head in 1 piece for that matter [sm=bangbang.gif][*]"getting used to the power" is a good thing, it means you can control it[*]power rangers+ jeff gordon= rainbow warriors, kinda makes you wonder [/ol]

Allow me to add to your list: :D

9.There is no mod that can substitute for rider skill.
10.Its far more embarassing to be slow on a fast bike than fast on a slow bike.
11. Yes, only one headlight is on with the low beam.....DEAL WITH IT!
12.Its not necessary to list every stupid thing you've done to your bike in your sig.
13. Leave the raccoon mask off!!!!!
14.Avoid riding tipsfrom riders who say they KNOW how to ride
15. Power Rangers make you gay!! (okay, you already mentioned that but it was worth saying again)

dizzie56 03-22-2007 06:32 PM

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17. dont wright in purple. the color is fruity.

abadfish 03-22-2007 06:42 PM

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ORIGINAL: dizzie56

17. dont wright in purple. the color is fruity.
18. In most number systems, 16 comes after 15.
19. In most english speaking countries, it is w-r-i-t-e.
20. PURPLE is very GAY!!!!!!

TEN 03-22-2007 06:53 PM

RE: Attention Noobs...
 
Kids....Am I going to have to seperate you two?

ChanCBR 03-22-2007 08:18 PM

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rofl.
21. (since we like to skip numbers) my energy can that says NOS on it and that is wrapped around my res. is REALLY NOS. Trust me ;)

JZHALES 03-22-2007 09:06 PM

RE: Attention Noobs...
 
yea what the **** is up with the NOS energy drinks?

CBRCRF 03-22-2007 09:25 PM

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Thank Fast and the Furious for that one.

ChanCBR 03-22-2007 10:14 PM

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yea what the **** is up with the NOS energy drinks?
they are a great way to trick your newb friends. I love it.

tomp 03-22-2007 11:16 PM

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NOS energy drink is like adding 10hp. hahaha

ChanCBR 03-22-2007 11:31 PM

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^^ rofl at least 10 maybe 20

voodoochyl 03-23-2007 01:56 AM

RE: Attention Noobs...
 
Don't assume the things in "Biker Boys" are possible.

Shocktroop 03-23-2007 01:59 AM

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ORIGINAL: voodoochyl

Don't assume the things in "Biker Boys" are possible.

What!!! nonsense I say.


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