Attention Noobs...
Its come to my attention that there is a growing number of people on here that do not ride, and post questions about what they should get, here are some helpful tips: [ol][*]NO a 600 is not too slow, its 10x faster than anything youve ever had before.[*]no one cares what youre retard friends think, they dont ride either.[*]if your friends are going to make fun of you for buying a 600, find new friends[*]you wont be able to ride that 600 to its potential anyway.[*]stop saying GIXXER!!!!![*]gear is for pussys!!! and so is having your skin in tact, and your head in 1 piece for that matter [sm=bangbang.gif][*]"getting used to the power" is a good thing, it means you can control it[*]power rangers+ jeff gordon= rainbow warriors, kinda makes you wonder [/ol]
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my friends told me I had to get a 'Busa if I wanted to go fast. It's next on my list after I get one of those cool half-lid helmets and a new pair of shades.
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cant go fast without NOSSSSSS
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awww, man, what if I just turn my hat around backwards....that looks really fast yo! Plus, doesn't weigh as much as a helmet Weight reduction + Cool looks = Super fast!
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Where can I buy *turbo* stickers?
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ORIGINAL: Shocktroop awww, man, what if I just turn my hat around backwards....that looks really fast yo! Plus, doesn't weigh as much as a helmet Weight reduction + Cool looks = Super fast! HAHAHAHA +1 for that [sm=shades.gif] |
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but all my friends told me to buy a suzuki... cuz gixxers are faster!
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shocktroop, see number 2 on the list, vp refer to numbers 2 AND 5 hahahaha
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Whats a 600??[sm=dontgetit.gif] Is that how fast they go? Wow! Does Suzuki make it?
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#8... who is that again? GO GO POWER RANGERS na na na naaaaa!
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ORIGINAL: txmorgan #8... who is that again? GO GO POWER RANGERS na na na naaaaa! |
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some guy stopped me leaving a parking lot today, he said he wanted a motorcycle to go FAST. then he said he wanted to ask if you" need experience to ride a Su..zu....ki R...... 1?"
hes gonna die if he gets on that thing |
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I ride over to Kansas so I can take my helmet off. I leave it at a buddy's house. I mean, they wouldn't have a no helmet law if it was needed.
Oh wait a minute, the only douchebags that don't wear helmets don't know what an apex or decreasing radius 2nd gear turn is. What? Some people say cucmbers taste better pickled! What... huh? |
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hahahhahaha...
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If you think you don't need a helmet, you are right.
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ORIGINAL: JZHALES Its come to my attention that there is a growing number of people on here that do not ride, and post questions about what they should get, here are some helpful tips: [ol][*]NO a 600 is not too slow, its 10x faster than anything youve ever had before.[*]no one cares what youre retard friends think, they dont ride either.[*]if your friends are going to make fun of you for buying a 600, find new friends[*]you wont be able to ride that 600 to its potential anyway.[*]stop saying GIXXER!!!!![*]gear is for pussys!!! and so is having your skin in tact, and your head in 1 piece for that matter [sm=bangbang.gif][*]"getting used to the power" is a good thing, it means you can control it[*]power rangers+ jeff gordon= rainbow warriors, kinda makes you wonder [/ol] chrome doesn't make you cool... |
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ORIGINAL: Shocktroop awww, man, what if I just turn my hat around backwards....that looks really fast yo! Plus, doesn't weigh as much as a helmet Weight reduction + Cool looks = Super fast! |
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Board shorts and flip flops are all you need to ride....;)
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GIXXER, GIXXER, GIXXER, GIXXXXXXXER
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ORIGINAL: TEN chrome doesn't make you cool... |
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ORIGINAL: TEN Board shorts and flip flops are all you need to ride....;) |
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ORIGINAL: cwmc29 GIXXER, GIXXER, GIXXER, GIXXXXXXXER |
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ORIGINAL: TEN chrome doesn't make you cool... |
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whoa whoa whoa, a su zu ki r 1, since when does suzuki make an r1? am i the only one that caught that?
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ORIGINAL: JZHALES whoa whoa whoa, a su zu ki r 1, since when does suzuki make an r1? am i the only one that caught that? |
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+10000000 If I wanted chrome I would own a HD.
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ORIGINAL: Hoosier1104 +10000000 If I wanted chrome I would own a HD. |
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lol thats why i posted it
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ORIGINAL: JZHALES Its come to my attention that there is a growing number of people on here that do not ride, and post questions about what they should get, here are some helpful tips: [ol][*]NO a 600 is not too slow, its 10x faster than anything youve ever had before.[*]no one cares what youre retard friends think, they dont ride either.[*]if your friends are going to make fun of you for buying a 600, find new friends[*]you wont be able to ride that 600 to its potential anyway.[*]stop saying GIXXER!!!!![*]gear is for pussys!!! and so is having your skin in tact, and your head in 1 piece for that matter [sm=bangbang.gif][*]"getting used to the power" is a good thing, it means you can control it[*]power rangers+ jeff gordon= rainbow warriors, kinda makes you wonder [/ol] 9.There is no mod that can substitute for rider skill. 10.Its far more embarassing to be slow on a fast bike than fast on a slow bike. 11. Yes, only one headlight is on with the low beam.....DEAL WITH IT! 12.Its not necessary to list every stupid thing you've done to your bike in your sig. 13. Leave the raccoon mask off!!!!! 14.Avoid riding tipsfrom riders who say they KNOW how to ride 15. Power Rangers make you gay!! (okay, you already mentioned that but it was worth saying again) |
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17. dont wright in purple. the color is fruity.
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ORIGINAL: dizzie56 17. dont wright in purple. the color is fruity. 19. In most english speaking countries, it is w-r-i-t-e. 20. PURPLE is very GAY!!!!!! |
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Kids....Am I going to have to seperate you two?
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rofl.
21. (since we like to skip numbers) my energy can that says NOS on it and that is wrapped around my res. is REALLY NOS. Trust me ;) |
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yea what the **** is up with the NOS energy drinks?
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Thank Fast and the Furious for that one. |
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yea what the **** is up with the NOS energy drinks? |
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NOS energy drink is like adding 10hp. hahaha
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^^ rofl at least 10 maybe 20
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Don't assume the things in "Biker Boys" are possible.
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ORIGINAL: voodoochyl Don't assume the things in "Biker Boys" are possible. What!!! nonsense I say. |
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