If I was a ice cream cone, how would you eat me?

 

If I was a tool, what would you fix with me?

 

if i was a christmas tree with a bunch of pretty lights on it, would you turn me on at night or turn me off?

 

If I was a CBR....would you call me the next day?

 

If i was a crystal ball would you rub me the right way?
If i told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me?

 

I would punch your ice cream in the face for asking me that.

I'd fix the potholes in the road with you.

I would put candles on you and say "oops" when you burned down!

I'd ride you hard and put you away wet

I'd drop you.

See answer the the ice cream

 

thread killer

so mean to ice creams...

 

If i was a iron what cloths would you iron first

 

If I was a word that started with a vowel, would you use a or an before me?

 

Am i reading this wrong, beacuse it makes no sence to me