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another lorraine bobbitt anyone??

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Old 09-27-2007, 05:48 PM
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Wife chops off ***** after sex insultReuters | Wednesday, 26 September 2007
[align=right][/align][align=right]Malaysian doctors have reattached a man's nearly severed ***** after his first wife, enraged by his comparison of her sex skills with those of his younger second wife, decided to chop it off with a kitchen knife.[/align][/align]
The man, a 43-year-old Indonesian worker in southern Johor state, was lying in bed with his 48-year-old wife talking about his newly wed second wife, who is in her 30s, when the incident happened, the New Straits Times newspaper reported.
Despite his shock and pain, the man managed to pull on his trousers and ride his motorcycle to a nearby hospital, where doctors had to put in 11 stitches to reattach the organ.
The man later complained to police, who arrested the woman and plan to charge her with voluntarily causing grievous hurt with a dangerous weapon, which carries the penalty of a three-year jail term and a fine, the newspaper reported
http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/4215558a4560.html

He actually rode his bike with no manhood? no tank slappers for him on that ride lol

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Old 09-27-2007, 07:08 PM
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I bet it wont work properly after that.
 
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Old 09-27-2007, 07:29 PM
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SWEET...Dude wheres my -----???
 
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Um..........dont get a second wife.
 
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Old 09-27-2007, 08:56 PM
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I heard that Lorena Bobbithad a barbeque after the incident. She called her main course "John Wayne Kabobbits"...[sm=icon_rofl.gif]

He was actuallyin a porno after the thing got sowed back on... Frankenpenis
 
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[quote]ORIGINAL: Bean600

Wife chops off ***** after sex insultReuters | Wednesday, 26 September 2007
[align=right][/align]Despite his shock and pain, the man managed to pull on his trousers and ride his motorcycle to a nearby hospital, where doctors had to put in 11 stitches to reattach the organ.

Crotch-rocket?
 
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Old 09-28-2007, 09:43 AM
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HAHAHA, thats horrible, he still had to worry about smashing the jewels on a bump.
 
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I would killa bitch.....
 


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