his may seem long winded but stick with it – it’s worth it!


When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know.

I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make.

I found the number and dialed it.

A man answered, saying 'Hello.'

I politely said, 'This is Chris and I would like to speak with Robyn Carter.'

This maniac suddenly yelled, 'Get the right f***ing number!,' and slammed the phone down on me.

I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude.

When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits.

After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.

When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled 'You're an *******!' and hung up.

I wrote his number down with the word '*******' next to it and put it in my desk drawer.

Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, 'You're an *******!'

It always cheered me up.

When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic calling would have to stop.

So I called his number and said, 'Hi, this is John Smith from the telephone company. I'm calling to see if you're familiar with our Caller ID Program?

'He yelled 'NO!' and slammed down the phone.

I quickly called him back and said, 'That's because you're an *******!' and hung up.

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking Spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the

horn and yelled that I'd been waiting for that spot, but the idiot ignored me.

I noticed a 'For Sale ' sign in his back window, so I wrote down his number. A couple of days later, right after calling the first ******* (I now had his number on

speed dial), I thought I'd better call the BMW *******.

I said, 'Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?

'He said, 'Yes, it is.'

I asked, 'Can you tell me where I can see it?'

He said, 'Yes, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd , in Fairfax . It's a yellow ranch and the car's parked in front.

' I asked, 'What's your name?'

He said, 'My name is Don Hansen.'

I asked, 'When's a good time to catch you, Don?'

He said, 'I'm home every evening after five.'

I said, 'Listen, Don, can I tell you something?'

He said, 'Yes?'

I said, 'Don, you're an *******!' Then I hung up and added his number to my speed dial.

Now, when I have a problem, I have two ******** to call. Then I came up with an idea.

I called ******* #1 and he said, 'Hello.'

I said, 'You're an *******!,' but I didn't hang up.

He asked, 'Are you still there?'

I said, 'Yeah,' and he screamed, 'Stop calling me.'

I said, 'Make me,'

He asked, 'Who are you?'

I said, 'My name is Don Hansen.'

He said, 'Yeah? Where do you live?'

I said, '*******, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd , in Fairfax . It's a yellow ranch, I have a black Beamer parked in front. '

He said, 'I'm coming over right now, so you'd better start saying your prayers.

'I said, 'Yeah, like I'm really scared, *******.'

Then I called ******* #2.

He said, 'Hello?'

I said, 'Hello, *******,'

He yelled, 'If I ever find out who you are...'

I said, 'You'll what?'

He exclaimed, 'I'll kick your ***.'

I answered, 'Well, *******, here's your chance.

I'm coming over right now.'


Then I hung up and called the police, saying that I lived at 34 Oaktree Blvd , in Fairfax , and I was on my way over there to kill my homosexual lover.


Then I called Channel 9 News about the gang war going down in Oaktree Blvd. in Fairfax .

I quickly got into my car and headed over to Fairfax .

I got there just in time to watch two ******** beating the crap out of each other in front of six police cars, an overhead news helicopter, surrounded by news

crews from three different t.v. stations.

NOW I feel much better.

Anger management really does work.

 

I have read this before but it's really funny ..lol

Jules

 

*****!!! That's great!

I actually have my own ******* that I call, which makes this even more funny for me. I messed up the last digit of a girls number once and when I guy answered, I just hung up instead of explaining. Rude of me, sure, but the dude called back and left this threatening *** voicemail...so I put his number in my phonebook with a *67 before it and actually put him as "*******" in my phonebook. I waited a week, and then started calling him just about everyday for a few weeks and didn't say anything. The dude was INSANE...he would flip his damn lid and just start yelling at the phone. After I felt even with him, I quit doing it and have since lost the number.

 

You are all crazy people ..lol

Jules :-)

 

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lol..thats hilarious...good plan to scheme up like that...lol

 

That's some funny sh*t!!I need to find me an as$hole I can call LOL.

 

oh man that was funny.

 

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[sm=repost.gif] , but funny. It was mine!!! You stole it!

 

Except yours seems to be cut off at the end. therefore, it's not a repost. Technically.