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11-28-2006, 05:01 PM
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11-30-2006, 04:29 AM
RE: Advice
Let's try something new... we can always go back to what wasn't work'n !!!!!!!
God ain't pissed off at you.
about children...We don't negotiate w/ terrorists.
It isn't that the 60's were bad...It just lost momentum.
Disorganize the organized.
the masses are asses.
Disco sux !!!!!!!!!!
When in doubt, leave it out.
How can you tell when the devil's lying??...if his lips are move'n.
Clean and free, Ripp'n
God ain't pissed off at you.
about children...We don't negotiate w/ terrorists.
It isn't that the 60's were bad...It just lost momentum.
Disorganize the organized.
the masses are asses.
Disco sux !!!!!!!!!!
When in doubt, leave it out.
How can you tell when the devil's lying??...if his lips are move'n.
Clean and free, Ripp'n
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11-30-2006, 12:57 PM
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11-30-2006, 02:37 PM
RE: Advice
"When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges."
"It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man."
"If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy."
"If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming."
"Children need encouragement. If a kid gets an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way he develops a good, lucky feeling."
"If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic."
"If you're robbing a bank and you're pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny."
Jack handy is full of good advice.
"It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man."
"If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy."
"If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming."
"Children need encouragement. If a kid gets an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way he develops a good, lucky feeling."
"If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic."
"If you're robbing a bank and you're pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny."
Jack handy is full of good advice.