For your amusement

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
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In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."
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On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."
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On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
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On a Church's Bill board: "7 days without God makes one weak."
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At a Tyre Store "Invite us to your next blowout."
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On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
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In a Non-smoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
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On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push."
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At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
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On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."
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On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
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At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
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Outside a Car Exhaust Store: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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In a Vets waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
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And don't forget the sign at a RADIATOR SHOP: "Best place in town to take a leak."
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Sign on the back of yet another Septic Tank Truck: "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"

EDIT: Just making stuff more readable.

THANKS, RASCO !

 

HAHAHA!!! Me Likey

 

I guy makes a call: Hello, is that the school for dance and good manners? A voice answers: F**K no, only for good manners!

 

Sign at the local Brothel - 'The only place in town where we guarantee the customer always comes first'.

 

Sign outside of a buthcer shop: "No one beats our meat!"

 

nice

 

 

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