Hey all,

Im new to these motorbikes. They scare the hell out of me. Like floating down a road on a rocket. A 2 wheeled fuel filled explosion waiting to happen. Capable of reaching speeds of up to 799 miles per minute. CRAZY! But I always wear a plastic helmet full of foam and scratch proof gloves made of cloth and rubber. Its hot here in the summer though. So of course I stick to tshirts(if any shirt) and shorts. Boots are a bit heavy for me so I stick to converse and no socks. I try to speed up but other cars get in my way so I have to weave in and out of traffic. This 954RR I have is full of torque too. Its hard to keep on one wheel, even at the outrageously fast speed of 37mph!!! I videotape my rides sometimes. Mostly to have proof of how I died on this suicide, organ donor, machine. If you guys want to check them out check out the signature. Otherwise I hope to meet some cool people before I bite it.

 

Sorry to hear what your future holds. Welcome. It was nice knowing ya.

 

thanks.

 

With that mindset, maybe it would be best if you didn't ride motorcycles.

 

Sarcasm isn't your strong suit is it?

 

I think I'll leave the bait

 

Baiting an Admin or Moderator might invoke a VERY short stay for you on the forum. Tread warily Grasshopper.

Cheers, SB

 

If jokes can't be taken on this forum then I won't be staying long anyways. You'll need to lighten up.

 

You're not makimg a great first impression.

Jokes can be taken. They are usually all in good fun when they come from the regular guys. But when someone comes along with a bad attitude towards our passion, it's just crap from a noob.

 

haha great 1st post, we have humor but what you said honestly wasn't very funny. like someone said good luck on your bike. keep that death insurance up to date for your loved ones