Morning all. I was chatting with my wife yesterday morning about the new ugly VFR, Blackbirds etc. I mentioned that a couple of you have a cbrf and a 'Bird. She gave me a sideways look then said "you don't need two bikes because you've only got one ****!" I must admit that I had no real come back. She then pi55ed herself laughing at her own joke. Everybody in my house thinks they're an f'n comedian .

 

LOL.
What more can you add?
Does that imply that multiple bike insurance would cover yours and two additional *****?
Nah.... I'm afraid there's no competing with your missus Dave.

 

then tell her she only needs one pair of shoes.

 

What ever you do, make no comment about the Mrs. backside when she makes remarks about yours. She can dish it out, but...

 

There's definately scope for a bloke to get himself in trouble there...been together 20 years so I've learned when to shut up..most of the time anyway..

 

Been together for 30 years and I just shut up all together!

 

My wife just told me the other day that she didn't care if I had 100 bikes.
So I said "WTF, woman??? Last week you said I could have 1million bikes! You don't own me!!!"
(honestly, that's exactly what was said....LOL..)

BUT, she did say she was gonna sell one of my cars while I was at work.
It's a give and take thing....

 

Ah, what a classic riposte !!!!!!!

As for women, well, married twice so, now I've learned when to shut TFU and when to make noise. And I still get it wrong............................

 

Yeah, that was a good one. The missus liked it too, and the one about not mentioning her behind in any reposte.

 

Which one of your wives had the collar on you that particular day?

And yes Pete... I've been through two and am back to the first again. Is it them that never learn or is it us (or just me)?

Yes love, your **** looks collosal in that!!! Slap....