Why bikes are better than women
my wife saw this thread.....can i change her for another bike??? lol
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From: Bir Tawil
Bikes are better than women because... it doesn't take the bike 1 1/2 hours to get ready for a ride.
Bikes are better than women because... bikes don't use trickery.
Bikes are better than women because... they don't hate other bikes.
Bikes are like women because...when you dump them, you pay out the nose.
Bikes are like women because... the more low end grunt, the more you smile.
Bikes are like women because... the cheap ones cost less to maintain.
Bikes are better than women because... bikes don't use trickery.
Bikes are better than women because... they don't hate other bikes.
Bikes are like women because...when you dump them, you pay out the nose.
Bikes are like women because... the more low end grunt, the more you smile.
Bikes are like women because... the cheap ones cost less to maintain.
Last edited by TimBucTwo; Jun 1, 2010 at 03:06 PM.
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From: Connecticut
Bikes are better than women because...its always okay to use tie downs on your bike
Bikes are better than women because...your bikes not gonna complain if you only ride it for 5 minutes
Bikes are better than women because...Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Motorcycle after you dump it
Bikes are better than women because...your bikes not gonna complain if you only ride it for 5 minutes
Bikes are better than women because...Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Motorcycle after you dump it
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From: Blackpool, Lancashire, UK
Bikes are better than women because... mine starts on the button , first time, every time!
Bikes are better than women because... when it needs a service ... all I have to do is lube it up ... and not wine, dine and romance it for hours!
Bikes are better than women because... everything on the bike is usually tight when I check it!
Bikes are better than women because... when I've finished a ride on the bike, I always want to go out and ride it again!
If she see's this ... I'm fookin dead meat! lol .... Been nice knowin ya's! lol!
Bikes are better than women because... when it needs a service ... all I have to do is lube it up ... and not wine, dine and romance it for hours!
Bikes are better than women because... everything on the bike is usually tight when I check it!
Bikes are better than women because... when I've finished a ride on the bike, I always want to go out and ride it again!
If she see's this ... I'm fookin dead meat! lol .... Been nice knowin ya's! lol!
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From: Blackpool, Lancashire, UK
Bikes are like women because... every now and again, you need to sort out it's timing!
Bikes are like women because... they're always louder when you ride them hard!
Bikes are like women because... **** poor resale value ... and there's always one on display in the showroom that you'd like to take out for a good seein to!
Now I'm really in the ****!!!!!
lol ....
Bikes are like women because... they're always louder when you ride them hard!
Bikes are like women because... **** poor resale value ... and there's always one on display in the showroom that you'd like to take out for a good seein to!
Now I'm really in the ****!!!!!
lol ....