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Old 08-21-2013, 09:31 AM
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This is mind blowing.

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Christ! I'm still cringing from the thought of that one
 
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"The case is considered so unusual it has been written-up by three doctors in the International Journal of Surgery Case Report"

He fell on it..........................


















from a very great height!

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Old 08-22-2013, 01:19 AM
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Ok, I've had a lot of time to think about this now........

It ALWAYS has to be an Australian doesn't it.

I put it down to the advertising campaign that the pork industry have



and



But it is an age old - INTERNATIONAL - problem......



It's either a spin-off of the above or he has some NZ heritage and was trying to eat his lamb chops from the inside!

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It's either a spin-off of the above or he has some NZ heritage and was trying to eat his lamb chops from the inside!

Cheers, SB
I wondered how long it would be before the completely innocent bystanders would get implicated in this.

BTW, what the hell are the "Minnesota Porkettes"?, a particularly chubby bunch of cheerleaders?
 
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Old 08-22-2013, 09:51 PM
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Minnesota Porkettes?

Sounds like Babes that smell like bacon Yummy!!
 
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Old 08-24-2013, 11:18 AM
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Fork me that must've hurt.
Bet he felt a real ***** ..................

My question is WHO was he going to gratify ?
Forking pervert.
Imagine if he went anywhere near a magnet - HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"right turn Clyde" LoL.

Pack your pickled pork poker to prevent personal perforation...............
 
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You forgot one, Pete:

"Stick a fork in him, 'cause he's done!"
 
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I thought you were supposed to serve those little weeners on a cocktail stick?
 




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