I know this is not CBR related, but it is about bikes.
I cried with laughter when i read this.
Hope you all enjoy

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=160372510478#descripti on


Aussie Johnno

 

Good stuff! What a classic..................

Q: I was thinking this would be a good gift for my Ex-wife. However I am concerned about the gas mileage that her F@tA$$ would be getting. Could you tell how this will perform on fried rice? Also is a fart regenerator available... Continue reading
A: The fuel economy will be improved once her r's catches on fire and the fat starts to drip into the carby. It may just blow a little more smoke. The only modification this thing really needs is to be put on a train track... Continue reading

 

One word

PRICELESS >>>>>>>>>LOL

 

Reminds me of a guy on e-bay UK who told long stories about his neighborhood in his adverts..........red ferret or something.................. cried a lot reading his posts too
Excellent post !
Did you ever see the one where the guy put his cheating wife on e-bay ?

 

Haha! Funny stuff, Johnno.

I remember that, too, shadow. Can't remember the specifics, but I know it was funny. There have been a few others, too.

 

check out that guys other listings and history - they're all hilarious.

 

HAHA! Yep, I liked the one for the edger that the pullcord won't wind back into.
He describes it as looking like a dead green possum with it's tongue sticking out...lol..
And the "ark" with a hull strong enough to carry 60 horses.

Some of the historic ones are funny as hell, too.
Like the stove.
Or the Honda Lead Scooter.
And the Q&A is funny on the dishwasher.

And the PS2 with the "Untangle" game included.... HAHA!!

 

Whoever said only sex sells never met this Guy..............LOL