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Old 12-10-2009, 12:41 PM
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Hey Sir Trout I heard by the time the truck got to your place the
rain had automatically corrected the memorial to anatomically
appropriate proportions and when a squirrel showed up and stole
the nuts it was left pretty much 100% accurate .........LOL
LMAO!
I give you 1 point for that sprock.....which brings the score to:
Me...... 12,784
You..... 1.5

That was tough with the Jeep brake cylinders .....
Yeah, they pretty much suck. I think there are like 9 springs on each side. Then the adjuster, cable carriers, pins, expander, spacers, etc.
Major PITA. Why the hell is anyone even making drum brakes anymore? Seriously.... why?
Then the idiots at some of these auto parts stores... jeez.
"Do you want the shoes for the rear?"
I kinda smiled and said "Yep, for the rear."
Then she gets all pissy and says "Well some vehicles have 4wheel disc brakes"
Fricken' morons.
 
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Old 12-10-2009, 02:48 PM
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I thought Jeeps just used a wooden stick and a nail for brakes.
 
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Old 12-10-2009, 08:34 PM
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I thought Jeeps just used a wooden stick and a nail for brakes.
Oh REEEEEAAAAALLLLY! So you wanna go a round with the champ, eh?
Wanna talk chit about the XJ?

Bad idea. Very bad idea.

And this is going easy on ya, House.... remember that...

 
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Old 12-10-2009, 08:58 PM
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Ya should have gone straight for the small pecker jokes.
 

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I didn't know small peckers were allowed in the Saloon. I thought this was the big boys club.
 
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Old 12-10-2009, 09:30 PM
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Wow! Great Signature Banner.
 
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Ya should have gone straight for the small pecker jokes.
No way. You know I'm above that.....

I didn't know small peckers were allowed in the Saloon. I thought this was the big boys club.
How do you explain sprock then??
(OK, maybe I'm not above that...lol)

Wow! Great Signature Banner.
It is..... but don't change the subject. hehe...

 
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Old 12-11-2009, 03:58 PM
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I heard that, little "Dick" Trout ...........LOL

Me 15,321
You 2 !

Anyhow .......this cartoon explains the Hummer Perspective

 

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Old 12-11-2009, 04:14 PM
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They are bigger inside than they look.
 
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