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Old Dec 8, 2009 | 06:42 PM
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Congrat's Az

at 100 you are now allowed to officially sell your chit on here.

Unfortunately you still get to keep the lid off the vaseline for
quite a while yet

It was not I that mentioned you Sir T ..........

You know what must be done with such couch hiding tactics !
 

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Old Dec 8, 2009 | 06:48 PM
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I don't have any chit to sell except the bull chit. :O

If I keep the lid off any longer the roids won't heal.


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Congrat's Az

at 100 you are now allowed to officially sell your chit on here.

Unfortunately you still get to keep the lid off the vaseline for
quite a while yet
 
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Old Dec 8, 2009 | 10:14 PM
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Tucks from Santa lol

Sprock to Trout ............come in over .........LOL
 
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Old Dec 9, 2009 | 09:26 AM
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Sprock, I see you've spotted my memorial statue! In the pic, they're bringing it over to my house for my approval of the dimensions. I modeled for it last week.
Apparently they are "erecting" a memorial to the "greatest penises of the 20th century". It will travel around to all the state colleges when it's finished.

Sprock to Trout ............come in over .........LOL
Been kinda busy, man. Rough couple days.
Monday night I was up until 2am with the wife....... then work started calling with issues around 330a. Off to work. That same morning I was supposed to be giving a video interview to a bunch of high school kids from some leadership group. I grabbed a quick shower and shot some visine in my eyes and did the whole interview thing around 830a with no sleep.
So then, about an hour before finally getting to go home, I blew out a wheel cylinder in my jeep.
The parts store claimed to have them in stock, but didn't have any when I went to pick them up.....
Sooo, I finally got a set of wheel cylinders, a rear kit, and a set of shoes.....and I replaced everything last night in my driveway in a dam blizzard. Let me tell you, if you ever get the chance to do this, it's quite a lot of fun!!
 
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Old Dec 9, 2009 | 11:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Az1kF
I had a feeling you guys were talking about Trout, but I wasn't sure & since he was the first one to welcome me I have to be nice.
He just does that to get his post count up. He wants to be the hallway monitor.

OOPS, now I feel bad after reading Trout's hard luck story.

But speaking of hard, it's great how the guy was so proud he built it in his truck to make sure everyone saw it. Front yard wasn't good enough. Well, he might have had a spouse or neighbor problem with that. OTOH, I'm guessing he doesn't have a spouse.
 

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Old Dec 9, 2009 | 11:58 AM
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No, he probably sits ON the back of the truck like a good ol' boy.

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But speaking of hard, it's great how the guy was so proud he built it in his truck to make sure everyone saw it. Front yard wasn't good enough. Well, he might have had a spouse or neighbor problem with that. OTOH, I'm guessing he doesn't have a spouse.
 
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Old Dec 9, 2009 | 12:43 PM
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Some of you guys act like you've never made a snowcock before....lol..
Never even made a snowman and woman going at it? It must be a PA thing..
You all need more snow days.
 
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Old Dec 9, 2009 | 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted by kilgoretrout
Some of you guys act like you've never made a snowcock before....lol..
Never even made a snowman and woman going at it? It must be a PA thing..
You all need more snow days.
Once I did rearrange the father in law's Christmas lights to the shape of a great big "you know what". He had a sloped front yard and it looked great as you came around the corner.
 

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Old Dec 9, 2009 | 04:10 PM
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Originally Posted by JHouse
He just does that to get his post count up. He wants to be the hallway monitor.
Joe ...........f'n LOL ..........be careful he gets all emotional when you
go accusing him of stuff like that .......


Hey Sir Trout I heard by the time the truck got to your place the
rain had automatically corrected the memorial to anatomically
appropriate proportions and when a squirrel showed up and stole
the nuts it was left pretty much 100% accurate .........LOL

That was tough with the Jeep brake cylinders ..... I hate those
damned things and the fricken shoe springs can drive me over
the top if a hooked nose or spring pliers is nowhere to be found
 
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