I thought about trying to get the guy i saw to pull over for a chat but he would have probably thought i had some sort of road rage if he hadn't sussed the bike out.

I'll put an invitation cardo on his bike, if i see it in town, and point him to the Saloon for a quiet beer...would that be stalking??

 

Only if you're gay

 

Not since prison, but that doesn't count...a bloke's got to get his smokes somehow .

I'm kidding mate. I don't smoke

 

Hey Dave isn't that
"I don't smoke any more" ???

 

Yeah Pete...maybe it should. Now I just steam a bit on a cold morning. I gave away smoking er...anything...about 15 years ago (coincidence that that's the age of my first kid?? Nope)


Never been to prison either, except to visit. A few hours in the lockup once, but that's not for here.

 

Not since I found out what a guy has to do to get a ciggie round this farken place.

 

What do you buy a mate who's going to prison? Soap on a rope! or maybe

 

A few times? doesn't surprise me mate...I, however, prided myself on not getting caught

I'm also too old for any naughty **** now though (although, in comparison to you, I'm a relative 'spring chicken') . My only issue with the fuzz these days would be a right hand throttle one.

I still haven't told my 15 yr old son even half the stories from 'the day'...and my 12 year old daughter, hardly any !